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Astronaut: The Best
Astronaut: The Best is an occult management adventure where people aren't just numbers: they're screwups. You must run a proper space academy using lies, witchcraft, and/or hard work. Guide cadets through a roguelite web of scandals and challenges, or the government will have you killed.
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Navigate procedurally generated episodic storylines.
Face off against ravenous tabloids and magical upper management.
Your arsenal includes training, sycophantic groveling, lying, and witchcraft.
Use them to make history, or end up dead in a ditch.
Five missions. Hundreds of decisions. Thousands of recombinant astronauts. Millions of ways to fail spectacularly.
- Train Your Astronauts – Recruit procedurally generated characters, strengthen their abilities, and discover their hidden personality traits. Astronauts could be revealed to be serial killers, part-time pirates, or members of the royal family. Your choices have an impact on each recruit and their likelihood of success.
- Unpredictable Missions – Through a blend of procedural and branching narrative structures, no mission is ever the same. Explore all the possible roguelite results in each replay, filled with character, humor, and twists you’ll never see coming.
- Charm The Nation, or Else – Prepare your astronauts to perform for the nation on sensationalist TV programs and in the tabloids. Succeed in zany trials to win glory, or fail spectacularly and face deadly consequences.
- Spacecraft Meets Witchcraft - The nation’s High Priests demand results, and a well-placed spell can mean all the difference. Perform mystic rituals, use supernatural charms to give your astronauts the upper hand, and discover a metaverse-spanning mystery underneath it all.
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System requirements Windows
Windows
Minimum
Minimum:- OS *: Windows 7 SP1+, 8, 10
- Processor: SSE2 instruction set support
- Memory: 1024 MB RAM
- Graphics: Yes
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 3000 MB available space
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Universal Happymaker
- Brazilian rating
- 14
- Steam Germany rating
- 12
- Content warning
- This game contains references to, but no direct depictions of, quasi-adult situations such as sex scandals and substance overindulgence. It contains phrases such as "masturbation embargo," "tripping on peppers," and "weird sex thing."
- Achievements
- 33
- Controller support
- full
- Metacritic
- 73
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English
- Website
- Official website ↗
- Support
- [email protected]
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Value Score
Great Value — 82th percentile.
Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 82th percentile. Priced as Market at $14.99.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Astronaut: The Best worth buying right now?
Watch — $14.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Astronaut: The Best go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Astronaut: The Best free to play?
Astronaut: The Best costs $14.99 on Steam.
What genre is Astronaut: The Best?
Astronaut: The Best is a Adventure, Indie, Simulation, Strategy game.
Who developed Astronaut: The Best?
Astronaut: The Best was developed by Universal Happymaker and published by Universal Happymaker.
What platforms does Astronaut: The Best support?
Available on Steam for Windows.
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