Don't Be A Baby!

Don't Be A Baby! is a humorous and action-packed side-scrolling run and gun game with a twist: the player's baby bottle shoots in different directions and patterns! Players take on the role of Max Murphy, a baby who has finally had enough of his neglectful mother, and decides to venture out into the world on his own to find her. As he navigates through the city's nightlife, Max must use his wits and his trusty bottle weapon to defend himself against a variety of colorful enemies, including drunken partygoers, strippers, and other unsavory characters.

Now Updated to Version 2.0

Don't Be A Baby! is back with a major Version 2.0 update in partnership with publisher Cosmic Forces.

This update brings major improvements to the game, including weightier movement and better landing feedback, rebalanced audio and re-recorded voice lines, clearer enemy revival telegraphs, simultaneous analog stick and D-pad support, skippable cutscenes, and numerous bug fixes and polish.

Jump into Max Murphy's chaotic and humorous adventure!

• 12 levels

• 5 bosses, including 3 with dedicated boss levels

• 4 weapons

• A skateboarding level

• A flying level where Max rides a drone

• 12 cutscenes

• Fourth-wall-breaking sequences that cut to 3D

• An original soundtrack

• Free demo