Game overview
Thirsty Suitors
Thirsty Suitors is a surreal story-driven game which throws turn-based RPG battles, skating and over-the-top cooking mechanics together in a spicy fusion! This isn't a dating sim - it's a breakup simulator. Battle your exes. Disappoint your parents. Find yourself.
- Last tracked players
- 0
- All-time peak
- 4
- 24-hour change
- Unavailable
- Steam reviews
- 97.2% positive 216 reviews · via SteamSpy
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Battle Your Exes. Disappoint Your Parents. Find Yourself.
The year is 199X. The power fantasy is BEING A ROMANTIC TRASHFIRE IN HUMAN FORM. The final boss? Your TERRIFYING GRANDMOTHER. It's about to get MESSY.
Outerloop Games presents Thirsty Suitors - a stylish, chaotic, heartfelt interactive drama about first loves, family, friendship and forgiveness. It will make you laugh. It will make you cry. It will make you want to text that one ex... Yes. You know the one.
Confront your hot but toxic exes in spicy fully-voiced PSYCHODRAMA BATTLES. Reveal your messy break-ups through NARRATIVE COMBAT mechanics which put a new twist on the turn-based RPG. Taunt opponents to discover their emotional weaknesses, and exploit them! Enrage, shock and impress your exes, or flirt with them to throw them off…
Try to win your parents' approval and AVOID EMOTIONAL TRAPS in over-the-top cooking segments full of delicious South Asian recipes. Skate, grind and wall-run away your COMPLICATED FEELINGS. Find yourself as you return home to the small town of Timber Hills - full of gossiping aunties, parental expectations and the consequences of your past mistakes.
As JALA - choose to be a HEARTBREAKER, STAR or BOHEMIAN - your THIRSTSONA affects your combat build and shapes narrative outcomes.
Each battle in Thirsty Suitors is a chance for growth and reconciliation - but how you get there? That's up to you.
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System requirements Windows
Windows
Minimum
Minimum:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 / 11
- Processor: Intel Core i3-2100 or AMD Phenom II X4 965
- Memory: 6 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 750 Ti, 2 GB or AMD Radeon HD 6950, 2 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
Recommended
Recommended:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 / 11
- Processor: Intel Core i5-3470 or AMD FX-8350
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 960, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A750, 8 GB
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Annapurna Interactive
- USK rating
- 6
- Brazilian rating
- 14
- Steam Germany rating
- 12
- Achievements
- 26
- Controller support
- full
- Metacritic
- 80
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Spanish - Latin America, Portuguese - Portugal
*languages with full audio support - Support
- [email protected]
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Buy Verdict
Decent deal at 50% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Value Score
Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile. Priced as Premium at $14.99.
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