Game overview
Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store
An absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game featuring a massive cast of bizarre characters, notebook-doodle visuals, and 7 crazy endings! As you embark on your quest to go to the store, the denizens of this zany town will seek your help with their insane problems.
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About the Game
A short, absurdist comedy choose-your-own-adventure game with a massive cast of bizarre characters, multiple endings, and a plethora of ways to be a generally unpleasant human being. Perform open-heart surgery! Rob an alien! Start the apocalypse! The choices--and consequences--are all yours! Seven zany endings await in this world of notebook-doodle visuals and wry humor!
"Oh no, Clarence, you're all out of Milk!"
Take on the role of Clarence in his heroic quest to go to the store and buy milk.
It's only a quick walk down the road; I'm sure a full cast of quirky characters definitely won't stop you along the way to inundate you with insane problems and an obtuse trading quest leading to seven unique endings!
...After all, what are the odds of that happening?
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System requirements Windows
Windows
Minimum
Minimum:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: 1.8GHz Dual-Core CPU
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics
- Storage: 400 MB available space
Recommended
Recommended:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Bad Gremlin Studios
- Brazilian rating
- 16
- Steam Germany rating
- 16
- Content warning
- suicide, violence, drug/alcohol reference, and strong language throughout
- Achievements
- 8
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English
- Support
- [email protected]
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Frequently Asked Questions
What is the recorded Steam price for Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store?
The last observed Steam price for Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store is $1.99. Check Steam for current pricing and availability.
What genre is Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store?
Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store is a Adventure game.
Who developed Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store?
Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store was developed by Bad Gremlin Studios and published by Bad Gremlin Studios.
What platforms does Clarence Goes to the F&#%ING Store support?
Available on Steam for Windows.
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