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Hand Cannon: Janky Reality

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Hand Cannon: Janky Reality

Suicidal Robot Games · Nov 20, 2025

A throwback retro-style platformer inspired by the Blue Bomber with a unique twist. Take on the role of Jack Johnson, and complete the simulation in this action platformer. Featuring 12 levels, 10 bosses, 10 mini bosses, and 9 unique weapons. Create your own levels and share them with your friends.

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In the not-so-distant future, aliens invade and take over the earth, and only 1 man can stop them, Jack Johnson. There is only 1 problem. He has been dead for years. With the power of (not so) modern earth technology and stolen alien technology, Jack's cryopreserved body is brought back to life by Dr. Ilao. However, Jack's body is still not quite ready to join the war effort. He must complete the good doctor's simulation before he can start killing aliens.

Take on the role of Jack Johnson and complete the simulation!

  • Defeat 10 Bosses and 10 Mini-Bosses

  • Complete 12 levels

  • Unlock 8 unique weapons

  • Metroidvania NG+  (Coming Soon)

  • Create and share levels with friends and strangers (It is basically a Metroidvania maker if you have the patience.)

  • A killer soundtrack!

  • 1-bit graphics with a ton of unlockable pallets.

  • Inspired by our favorite Blue Bomber.

  • Easy mode for those who prefer to dash instead of recoil jumping.

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System requirements Windows

Windows

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Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 and Up
  • Processor: Dual Core
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 250 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Any
  • Additional Notes: An internet connection is needed to share and download custom levels.
Game details Languages, features & support
Publisher
Suicidal Robot Games
Brazilian rating
14
Steam Germany rating
18
Content warning
The game insinuates that humans are being used to procreate alien species against their will.
Achievements
16
Features
Single-player, Steam Achievements, Gamepad Recommended, Partial Controller Support, Includes level editor, Remote Play on TV, Family Sharing
Languages
English
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Buy Verdict

Watch — $14.99.

Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

▲ ~27 days until next sale

Value Score

Fair Value — 93th percentile.

Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 93th percentile. Priced as Premium at $14.99.

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Value Ratio Top 7%

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Hand Cannon: Janky Reality worth buying right now?
Watch — $14.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Hand Cannon: Janky Reality go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Hand Cannon: Janky Reality free to play?
Hand Cannon: Janky Reality costs $14.99 on Steam.
What genre is Hand Cannon: Janky Reality?
Hand Cannon: Janky Reality is a Action game.
Who developed Hand Cannon: Janky Reality?
Hand Cannon: Janky Reality was developed by Suicidal Robot Games and published by Suicidal Robot Games.
What platforms does Hand Cannon: Janky Reality support?
Available on Steam for Windows.