We are definitely the baddies
We are definitely the baddies - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
A minimalist city builder where only profits matter. Explore historical player activity and pricing for We are definitely the baddies. Player-count data was last observed Sep 26, 2026.
We are definitely the baddies player count and price summary
- Current players
- Unavailable
- All-time peak
- 1
- 24-hour player change
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- Current US price
- $2.99
Player count last observed . Values marked unavailable are not estimated.
Media gallery 5 screenshots · 1 videos
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Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Value Score
Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile. Priced as Market at $2.99.
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Structured language support (1)
| Language | Interface | Full audio | Subtitles |
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| English | Yes | No | No |
System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows 7 or newer
- Processor: 2 GHz dual core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: Hardware Accelerated Graphics with dedicated memory
- Storage: 300 MB available space
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
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About This Game
A minimalist city builder where only profits matter. Build factories and extract everything before you are forced to leave the planet.
Detailed Description

We Are Definitely The Baddies is part of the CosmOS 9 bundle, a set of 9 puzzle games discovered on a mysterious, alien video game console drifting through outer space.

We Are Definitely The Baddies is a tiny game with just a bunch of buildings to choose from and one single resource. Each run lasts 15 minutes, but keep in mind this isn't a game you will be playing for hours.
The emperor is kicking you out of the planet. But that should worry an evil space overlord such as yourself. Build a huge factory, extract resources, fend off the locals, and escape with all you can grab before the deadline. Create a network of pipes and factories that are likely to be terrible for the environment but great for your pockets.

- Simple city builder that won't overwhelm you.
- Great for a few short sessions.
- Yes, you only care about profit and you are evil.
- Might be inspired by a well-known sci-fi world.