Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
A Shoot 'Em Up of macro proportions! When giant anime women invade the galaxy, only a team is able to stand against them and put things right: a pizza guy with a pilot's license, a lovely engineer... Explore historical player activity and pricing for Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation. Player-count data was last observed Jul 21, 2026.
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Not the best time to buy. Price could improve with future sales.
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0 patches and 1 news items in last 180 days.
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Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 92th percentile. Priced as Market at $4.49.
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System Requirements
- OS *: Windows 7 and Newer
- Processor: Core I3 7th Generation
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Integrated Graphics
$9.99 $4.49
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About This Game
A Shoot 'Em Up of macro proportions! When giant anime women invade the galaxy, only a team is able to stand against them and put things right: a pizza guy with a pilot's license, a lovely engineer and a tiny robot flying on a garbage truck spaceship!
Detailed Description
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Captain Firehawk is the first game developed by Portland Caviar, a duo of developers pursuing their dreams. It's a simple game designed to experiment aesthetically with the look of old CRT TVs, arcades, and 80s & 90s anime.
About the Game
A shooter where your bullets strip off clothing pieces from giant, skyscraper-sized women! Inspired by many classics from the golden age of arcades, Captain Firehawk pays respect to the Shoot 'Em Up genre, putting a comedic and raunchy twist on the classic formula.

When enormous, size-morphing vixens begin attacking planets throughout the galaxy, only one team can stand against these formidable foes and set things right: Emmy the engineer, Dr. Unit, the cinematographer robot, and Captain Firehawk, a pizza guy with a pilot's license. They must rely on their wits, quick reflexes and - of course - Firehawk's legendary retro gaming skills!

Retro Love Letter: PC-98-inspired graphics paired with 21st-century sensibilities!
Hot Anime Ladies: Meet and befriend a colorful cast of sexy gals!
Nudity & Clothing Destruction: Shoot 'em up to strip them down!
Giantesses Gallery: When you beat a level, a giantess will be able to be observed on their stage with pan, zoom and clothing controls.
Dr. Unit's Private Gallery: A gallery showcasing how each giantess was captured!
By reaching 100% progress in each stage, a special animation will be unlocked. Progress is based on the amount of money raised, which is cumulative, so with skill, you can unlock new content in just a few tries - or even on your first!
Streaming-friendly censored mode
15 Cards and 32 achievements
Featuring visual novel story segments with animated character sprites, seamlessly blends story and gameplay to deliver the ultimate analog arcade experience for the modern era!

About the Game
A shooter where your bullets strip off clothing pieces from giant, skyscraper-sized women! Inspired by many classics from the golden age of arcades, Captain Firehawk pays respect to the Shoot 'Em Up genre, putting a comedic and raunchy twist on the classic formula.

When enormous, size-morphing vixens begin attacking planets throughout the galaxy, only one team can stand against these formidable foes and set things right: Emmy the engineer, Dr. Unit, the cinematographer robot, and Captain Firehawk, a pizza guy with a pilot's license. They must rely on their wits, quick reflexes and - of course - Firehawk's legendary retro gaming skills!

Retro Love Letter: PC-98-inspired graphics paired with 21st-century sensibilities!
Hot Anime Ladies: Meet and befriend a colorful cast of sexy gals!
Nudity & Clothing Destruction: Shoot 'em up to strip them down!
Giantesses Gallery: When you beat a level, a giantess will be able to be observed on their stage with pan, zoom and clothing controls.
Dr. Unit's Private Gallery: A gallery showcasing how each giantess was captured!
By reaching 100% progress in each stage, a special animation will be unlocked. Progress is based on the amount of money raised, which is cumulative, so with skill, you can unlock new content in just a few tries - or even on your first!
Streaming-friendly censored mode
15 Cards and 32 achievements
Featuring visual novel story segments with animated character sprites, seamlessly blends story and gameplay to deliver the ultimate analog arcade experience for the modern era!
