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Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation

Portland Caviar · Portland Caviar · Feb 9, 2024
Action Indie
Delayed observation Observed
0
Last tracked
5
All-time peak
n/a
Δ 24h
Player count last observed
Live player data is temporarily unavailable; historical values remain visible for context.

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation - Steam Charts & Historical Stats

A Shoot 'Em Up of macro proportions! When giant anime women invade the galaxy, only a team is able to stand against them and put things right: a pizza guy with a pilot's license, a lovely engineer... Explore historical player activity and pricing for Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation. Player-count data was last observed Sep 26, 2026.

Price
$9.99
Genre
Action
Developer
Portland Caviar

Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation player count and price summary

Current players
Unavailable
All-time peak
5
24-hour player change
Unavailable
Current US price
$9.99

Player count last observed . Values marked unavailable are not estimated.

All-Time Peak

5
Feb 2026

Estimated Owners

0 .. 20,000
Estimate via SteamSpy

Game Insights

Buy Verdict

Wait — $9.99.

Wait for upcoming sale in ~4 days for potentially better pricing.

▬ ~4 days until next sale

Update Momentum

Infrequent Updates — 0 patches in last 30 days.

1 patches and 1 news items in last 180 days. Latest patch effect size: 0.00.

▼ No recent patches

Value Score

Great Value — 92th percentile.

Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 92th percentile. Priced as Market at $9.99.

▲ Market pricing tier

Genre Benchmarks

Player Count Top 0%
Value Ratio Top 8%
Player count

Activity Heatmap

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Active Hours
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Latest News

Update Notes - May

📝 Update
May 24, 2026 at 05:22 UTC Read More
Oct 25, 2025 at 05:33 UTC Read More
Sep 29, 2025 at 20:56 UTC Read More

Update notes - July 2

📝 Update
Jul 02, 2025 at 21:38 UTC Read More
May 22, 2025 at 22:29 UTC Read More
Mar 13, 2025 at 23:25 UTC Read More
Jan 15, 2025 at 00:50 UTC Read More
Dec 21, 2024 at 00:47 UTC Read More
Nov 30, 2024 at 01:49 UTC Read More

Price History

Lowest Price
$3.99
Aug 2026 across all regions
Current Price
$9.99
US region
Price history across regions (last 30 days)

System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 and Newer
  • Processor: Core I3 7th Generation
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Integrated Graphics
Controller Support
full
Pricing
Paid Game
$9.99 (USD)

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Steam Achievements Full controller support Steam Trading Cards Steam Cloud Remote Play on TV Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English, Portuguese - Brazil, French, Spanish - Latin America, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese

Current Pricing

💰
$9.99
Regular Price
Historical low: $3.99 (Aug 2026)

Additional Information

🏆 Achievements
32
total achievements
Featured:
Easy Rider
Bounty Hunter
👍 Recommendations
214
positive reviews
🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
18
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
BANNED
German classification
📦 DLC Available
1
downloadable content
🆘 Support
⚠️ Content Warning
Captain Firehawk is a shoot 'em up with graphic depictions of sexual interactions between consenting adults. Mature content in this game includes but is not limited to: - Lewd Language - Foreplay and Sex
🎁 Purchase Options
1
package options

Developer Analytics

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About This Game

A Shoot 'Em Up of macro proportions! When giant anime women invade the galaxy, only a team is able to stand against them and put things right: a pizza guy with a pilot's license, a lovely engineer and a tiny robot flying on a garbage truck spaceship!

Detailed Description

Hello!

Captain Firehawk is the first game developed by Portland Caviar, a duo of developers pursuing their dreams. It's a simple game designed to experiment aesthetically with the look of old CRT TVs, arcades, and 80s & 90s anime.


About the Game

A shooter where your bullets strip off clothing pieces from giant, skyscraper-sized women! Inspired by many classics from the golden age of arcades, Captain Firehawk pays respect to the Shoot 'Em Up genre, putting a comedic and raunchy twist on the classic formula.

When enormous, size-morphing vixens begin attacking planets throughout the galaxy, only one team can stand against these formidable foes and set things right: Emmy the engineer, Dr. Unit, the cinematographer robot, and Captain Firehawk, a pizza guy with a pilot's license. They must rely on their wits, quick reflexes and - of course - Firehawk's legendary retro gaming skills!

  • Retro Love Letter: PC-98-inspired graphics paired with 21st-century sensibilities!

  • Hot Anime Ladies: Meet and befriend a colorful cast of sexy gals!

  • Nudity & Clothing Destruction: Shoot 'em up to strip them down!

  • Giantesses Gallery: When you beat a level, a giantess will be able to be observed on their stage with pan, zoom and clothing controls.

  • Dr. Unit's Private Gallery: A gallery showcasing how each giantess was captured!

    By reaching 100% progress in each stage, a special animation will be unlocked. Progress is based on the amount of money raised, which is cumulative, so with skill, you can unlock new content in just a few tries - or even on your first!

  • Streaming-friendly censored mode

  • 15 Cards and 32 achievements

Featuring visual novel story segments with animated character sprites, seamlessly blends story and gameplay to deliver the ultimate analog arcade experience for the modern era!

About the Game

A shooter where your bullets strip off clothing pieces from giant, skyscraper-sized women! Inspired by many classics from the golden age of arcades, Captain Firehawk pays respect to the Shoot 'Em Up genre, putting a comedic and raunchy twist on the classic formula.

When enormous, size-morphing vixens begin attacking planets throughout the galaxy, only one team can stand against these formidable foes and set things right: Emmy the engineer, Dr. Unit, the cinematographer robot, and Captain Firehawk, a pizza guy with a pilot's license. They must rely on their wits, quick reflexes and - of course - Firehawk's legendary retro gaming skills!

  • Retro Love Letter: PC-98-inspired graphics paired with 21st-century sensibilities!

  • Hot Anime Ladies: Meet and befriend a colorful cast of sexy gals!

  • Nudity & Clothing Destruction: Shoot 'em up to strip them down!

  • Giantesses Gallery: When you beat a level, a giantess will be able to be observed on their stage with pan, zoom and clothing controls.

  • Dr. Unit's Private Gallery: A gallery showcasing how each giantess was captured!

    By reaching 100% progress in each stage, a special animation will be unlocked. Progress is based on the amount of money raised, which is cumulative, so with skill, you can unlock new content in just a few tries - or even on your first!

  • Streaming-friendly censored mode

  • 15 Cards and 32 achievements

Featuring visual novel story segments with animated character sprites, seamlessly blends story and gameplay to deliver the ultimate analog arcade experience for the modern era!

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation worth buying right now?
Wait — $9.99. Wait for upcoming sale in ~4 days for potentially better pricing.
When does Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation go on sale?
Wait for upcoming sale in ~4 days for potentially better pricing.
Is Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation still getting updates?
Infrequent Updates — 0 patches in last 30 days. 1 patches and 1 news items in last 180 days. Latest patch effect size: 0.00.
Is Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation free to play?
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation costs $9.99 on Steam.
What genre is Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation?
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation is a Action, Indie game.
Who developed Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation?
Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation was developed by Portland Caviar and published by Portland Caviar.
What platforms does Captain Firehawk and the Laser Love Situation support?
Available on Steam for Windows.