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Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher
Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!
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Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality.
The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!
A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.
If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:
Greatly polished presentation!
New gameplay features!
Additional script polish!
The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!
A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.
If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:
Greatly polished presentation!
- Higher resolution assets across the board!
- New 16:9 layout!
- Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general!
New gameplay features!
- Controller Support!
- Achievements!
- Dynamic conversation logging!
- The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want!
Additional script polish!
- A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird!
- Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil.
- Perhaps a little something extra somewhere...
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Minimum
Minimum:- OS *: Windows 7+
- Processor: 2.2 GHz
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Storage: 600 MB available space
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Intelligible Games
- Brazilian rating
- 10
- Steam Germany rating
- 6
- Achievements
- 8
- Controller support
- full
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English
- Website
- Official website ↗
- Support
- Support site ↗
Compatibility & accessibility Steam Deck, controllers & access features
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Structured language support (1)
| Language | Interface | Full audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Yes | No | Yes |
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher free to play?
Yes, Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is free to play on Steam.
What genre is Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher?
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a Adventure, Indie, Free To Play game.
Who developed Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher?
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher was developed by Intelligible Games and published by Intelligible Games.
What platforms does Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher support?
Available on Steam for Windows.