Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher. Player-count data was last observed Jul 21, 2026.
Genre
Adventure
Developer
Intelligible Games
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System Requirements
Platform Support
Windows
macOS
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 7+
- Processor: 2.2 GHz
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Storage: 600 MB available space
Controller Support
full
Pricing
Free to Play
Additional Information
Categories
Single-player
Steam Achievements
Full controller support
Steam Cloud
Family Sharing
Tags
2D
Adventure
Anime
Casual
Choices Matter
Choose Your Own Adventure
Colorful
Comedy
Conversation
Drama
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Supported Languages
English
Official Website
https://prophilosopher2.com/
Additional Information
🏆
Achievements
8
total achievements
Featured:
Oh, Deer
Holy Moly
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DEJUS Rating
10
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪
Steam Germany
6
German classification
📦
DLC Available
1
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About This Game
Debate for your life against brilliant thinkers, poke holes in their arguments and cause them to freak out— or just tell them their faces are ugly. NONSENSE!
Detailed Description
Everyone Socrates Jones knows seems to love philosophy— everyone except Socrates himself. A simple accountant from New York, Socrates was never interested in philosophical questions or the art of arguing. But when he finds himself debating for his life against a queue of famous philosophers, Socrates Jones has no choice but to expand his horizons in a quest to find the nature of morality.
The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!
A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.
If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:
Greatly polished presentation!
New gameplay features!
Additional script polish!
The classic game, rebuilt for Steam!
Face off in interactive debates against a host of famous philosophers— and a deer repellent salesman. Ask questions and present counterpoints to find problems in your opponent's ideas and cut through their NONSENSE!
A loving homage to a certain lawyerly game series, Pro Philosopher introduces its own mechanical twists to cross-examination gameplay, all wrapped up in a charming story and healthy helping of humor.
If you've never played Pro Philosopher before, now's a great time to discover why people enjoyed it the first time around— It's free! And fans of the original release can look forward to:
Greatly polished presentation!
- Higher resolution assets across the board!
- New 16:9 layout!
- Improved UI during debates. Improved UI in general!
New gameplay features!
- Controller Support!
- Achievements!
- Dynamic conversation logging!
- The groundbreaking ability to save whenever you want!
Additional script polish!
- A few weirdly worded lines are a little less weird!
- Em dashes instead of double hyphens! Double hyphens are a categorical evil.
- Perhaps a little something extra somewhere...
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher free to play?
Yes, Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is free to play on Steam.
What genre is Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher?
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher is a Adventure, Indie, Free To Play game.
Who developed Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher?
Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher was developed by Intelligible Games and published by Intelligible Games.
What platforms does Socrates Jones: Pro Philosopher support?
Available on Steam for Windows, macOS.
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