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Chess for idiots

Chess for idiots

Polish Hacker · Polish Hacker · Feb 1, 2024
Casual Indie Strategy Early Access
Delayed observation Observed
6
Last tracked
17
All-time peak
n/a
Δ 24h
Player count last observed
Live player data is temporarily unavailable; historical values remain visible for context.

Chess for idiots - Steam Charts & Historical Stats

The first intellectually non-discriminatory chess variant. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Chess for idiots. Player-count data was last observed Sep 26, 2026.

Genre
Casual
Developer
Polish Hacker

Chess for idiots player count and price summary

Current players
Unavailable
All-time peak
17
24-hour player change
Unavailable
Current US price
Price unavailable

Player count last observed . Values marked unavailable are not estimated.

Last Tracked Players

6
change unavailable (24h)

All-Time Peak

17
Sep 2026

Estimated Owners

0 .. 20,000
Estimate via SteamSpy

Genre Benchmarks

Player Count Top 0%

Early Access Abandoned

Time in EA
939 days
Updates
5
Player count

Activity Heatmap

UTC+0 (Your Timezone)
14
Peak Activity
2
Avg Activity
59
Active Hours
77%
Sample coverage
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Sun
Sunday 0:00
6 players · 1 samples
Sunday 1:00
2 players · 2 samples
Sunday 2:00
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 3:00
1 players · 2 samples
Sunday 4:00
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 5:00
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 6:00
0 players · 2 samples
Sunday 7:00
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 8:00
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 9:00
1 players · 2 samples
Sunday 10:00
1 players · 1 samples
Sunday 11:00
3 players · 1 samples
Sunday 12:00
3 players · 2 samples
Sunday 13:00
2 players · 1 samples
Sunday 14:00
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 15:00
2 players · 2 samples
Sunday 16:00
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 17:00
No samples
Sunday 18:00
5 players · 3 samples
Sunday 19:00
No samples
Sunday 20:00
5 players · 2 samples
Sunday 21:00
No samples
Sunday 22:00
4 players · 2 samples
Sunday 23:00
2 players · 2 samples
Mon
Monday 0:00
No samples
Monday 1:00
1 players · 3 samples
Monday 2:00
No samples
Monday 3:00
2 players · 1 samples
Monday 4:00
1 players · 3 samples
Monday 5:00
No samples
Monday 6:00
1 players · 2 samples
Monday 7:00
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 8:00
2 players · 1 samples
Monday 9:00
0 players · 2 samples
Monday 10:00
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 11:00
2 players · 2 samples
Monday 12:00
No samples
Monday 13:00
4 players · 2 samples
Monday 14:00
2 players · 1 samples
Monday 15:00
13 players · 1 samples
Monday 16:00
2 players · 2 samples
Monday 17:00
6 players · 1 samples
Monday 18:00
No samples
Monday 19:00
7 players · 3 samples
Monday 20:00
No samples
Monday 21:00
4 players · 1 samples
Monday 22:00
5 players · 1 samples
Monday 23:00
2 players · 2 samples
Tue
Tuesday 0:00
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 1:00
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 2:00
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 3:00
0 players · 2 samples
Tuesday 4:00
No samples
Tuesday 5:00
0 players · 3 samples
Tuesday 6:00
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 7:00
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 8:00
0 players · 2 samples
Tuesday 9:00
No samples
Tuesday 10:00
0 players · 3 samples
Tuesday 11:00
1 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 12:00
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 13:00
8 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 14:00
3 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 15:00
5 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 16:00
5 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 17:00
2 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 18:00
6 players · 2 samples
Tuesday 19:00
No samples
Tuesday 20:00
3 players · 2 samples
Tuesday 21:00
3 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 22:00
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 23:00
No samples
Wed
Wednesday 0:00
1 players · 3 samples
Wednesday 1:00
No samples
Wednesday 2:00
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 3:00
2 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 4:00
1 players · 2 samples
Wednesday 5:00
6 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 6:00
0 players · 2 samples
Wednesday 7:00
No samples
Wednesday 8:00
0 players · 2 samples
Wednesday 9:00
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 10:00
0 players · 2 samples
Wednesday 11:00
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 12:00
No samples
Wednesday 13:00
0 players · 3 samples
Wednesday 14:00
No samples
Wednesday 15:00
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Wednesday 16:00
2 players · 3 samples
Wednesday 17:00
4 players · 2 samples
Wednesday 18:00
No samples
Wednesday 19:00
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 20:00
1 players · 2 samples
Wednesday 21:00
No samples
Wednesday 22:00
0 players · 2 samples
Wednesday 23:00
No samples
Thu
Thursday 0:00
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 1:00
3 players · 1 samples
Thursday 2:00
1 players · 1 samples
Thursday 3:00
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 4:00
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 5:00
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 6:00
0 players · 2 samples
Thursday 7:00
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 8:00
1 players · 1 samples
Thursday 9:00
0 players · 2 samples
Thursday 10:00
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 11:00
No samples
Thursday 12:00
0 players · 2 samples
Thursday 13:00
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 14:00
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 15:00
No samples
Thursday 16:00
2 players · 3 samples
Thursday 17:00
No samples
Thursday 18:00
No samples
Thursday 19:00
4 players · 2 samples
Thursday 20:00
3 players · 1 samples
Thursday 21:00
4 players · 1 samples
Thursday 22:00
No samples
Thursday 23:00
0 players · 3 samples
Fri
Friday 0:00
No samples
Friday 1:00
No samples
Friday 2:00
0 players · 3 samples
Friday 3:00
No samples
Friday 4:00
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 5:00
0 players · 2 samples
Friday 6:00
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 7:00
No samples
Friday 8:00
0 players · 2 samples
Friday 9:00
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 10:00
No samples
Friday 11:00
2 players · 3 samples
Friday 12:00
No samples
Friday 13:00
3 players · 1 samples
Friday 14:00
3 players · 1 samples
Friday 15:00
2 players · 3 samples
Friday 16:00
No samples
Friday 17:00
No samples
Friday 18:00
4 players · 4 samples
Friday 19:00
No samples
Friday 20:00
14 players · 1 samples
Friday 21:00
9 players · 3 samples
Friday 22:00
7 players · 1 samples
Friday 23:00
4 players · 2 samples
Sat 📍
Saturday 0:00
3 players · 1 samples
Saturday 1:00
1 players · 2 samples
Saturday 2:00
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 3:00
3 players · 1 samples
Saturday 4:00
1 players · 1 samples
Saturday 5:00
1 players · 2 samples
Saturday 6:00
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 7:00
1 players · 1 samples
Saturday 8:00
0 players · 2 samples
Saturday 9:00
1 players · 2 samples
Saturday 10:00
13 players · 1 samples
Saturday 11:00
0 players · 2 samples
Saturday 12:00
No samples
Saturday 13:00
2 players · 1 samples
Saturday 14:00
2 players · 2 samples
Saturday 15:00
4 players · 1 samples
Saturday 16:00
No samples
Saturday 17:00
4 players · 3 samples
Saturday 18:00
No samples
Saturday 19:00
9 players · 1 samples
Saturday 20:00
12 players · 2 samples
Saturday 21:00
3 players · 1 samples
Saturday 22:00
4 players · 1 samples
Saturday 23:00
0 players · 1 samples

Latest News

Update - Beta v1.1

📝 Update
May 26, 2024 at 23:09 UTC Read More
Feb 19, 2024 at 23:58 UTC Read More
Feb 10, 2024 at 03:30 UTC Read More
Feb 04, 2024 at 03:48 UTC Read More
Oct 14, 2023 at 12:52 UTC Read More

Can I Play This?

Steam declarations and Valve's Steam Deck compatibility result. Missing data is shown as unknown, never unsupported.

Sources fresh
Native Steam builds
Windows: unknown
macOS: unknown
Linux: unknown
Steam Deck
playable
Valve compatibility test
The on-screen keyboard may need to be opened manually.
Input
Controller support: unknown
Structured language support (2)
LanguageInterfaceFull audioSubtitles
EnglishYesNoYes
PolishYesYesYes
Steam store page fresh · checked 2026-09-02 PCGamingWiki technical notes External link only; SteamIQHQ does not ingest PCGamingWiki content.

System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: 1.0 GHz
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
Pricing
Free to Play

Additional Information

Categories
Multi-player PvP Online PvP Shared/Split Screen PvP Shared/Split Screen Steam Achievements Captions available Stats Remote Play Together Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English, Polish*
*languages with full audio support

Additional Information

🏆 Achievements
47
total achievements
Featured:
TUSK PLAYS ON ARROWS
TWO AGAINST ONE IS A TUSK'S GANG
🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
l
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
12
German classification
📦 DLC Available
1
downloadable content
🆘 Support

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About This Game

The first intellectually non-discriminatory chess variant. Instead of thinking, just move your pieces in one of the many absurd ways!

Detailed Description

Disclaimer: I do not support Kor*in and other extremes. The game is a satire full of stupid jokes aimed at people with an absurd sense of humor. The game is not intended to promote any ideology.

Chess for idiots - a discipline of intellectual sport, invented and initiated by Ozjasz Goldberg. Seemingly chess for idiots resembles regular chess. The game is played on the same board using the same pieces. However, this is where the similarities end, because everything that would discriminate intellectually against players was eliminated from the rules. Therefore, there are practically no rules, and players can make any move with any pieces and capture any number of opponent's pieces. The victory is determined by the IQ (the lower, the greater the chances of winning) and the decision of Ozjasz Goldberg.

Weapons:
  • Blowing
  • Arrow
  • Invisible hand of market
  • Brushwood+
  • Wozdoopy Grenade
  • Inflation
  • Hot Sauce
  • And more...

True story:
When I was going to primary school, there was this guy named Paweł, and during breaks I played a game with him which involved blowing own coin in turns to land on the opponent's coin. Years later, I met Paweł and we remembered about this game, that day I couldn't sleep and I decided to copy this game to the computer. In addition to the coin mode, I added a chess mode and posted a video from a very early version of the game on a certain Facebook group where someone commented that it looked like Chess for idiots - it is a Polish political meme referring to a certain statement of a controversial politician, then I decided that this game will be a political satire. The game is therefore simultaneously a recreation of a physical game from my childhood, a parody of chess and a Polish political satire.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Chess for idiots free to play?
Yes, Chess for idiots is free to play on Steam.
What genre is Chess for idiots?
Chess for idiots is a Casual, Indie, Strategy, Early Access game.
Who developed Chess for idiots?
Chess for idiots was developed by Polish Hacker and published by Polish Hacker.
What platforms does Chess for idiots support?
Available on Steam for Windows.