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Valentide!

Valentide!

Néotl Empire · Feb 13, 2023
Action Indie
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Your mission is simple: kill as many humans as possible before the time runs out. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Valentide!. Player-count data was last observed Apr 21, 2026.

Genre
Action
Developer
Néotl Empire

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System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Quad Core
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Shader Model 5
  • DirectX: Version 11
  • Storage: 454 MB available space
Recommended:
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Controller Support
full
Pricing
Free to Play

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Multi-player Co-op Shared/Split Screen Co-op Shared/Split Screen Downloadable Content Full controller support Remote Play Together
Supported Languages
English
Official Website
https://neotlempire.com/

Additional Information

🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
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Brazilian rating
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About This Game

Your mission is simple: kill as many humans as possible before the time runs out.

Detailed Description



You are Cordante Saint Valentine; an intergalactic agent of the Corde, a race of xenophobic bounty hunters and assassins sent to collect skulls to use in their 'Great Journey' expedition.

You have been sent from your home planet, Amourium, to planet Tera (aka Earth) - the only planet not yet registered in the Amourian index, yet the Great Prophecy demands skulls of "homosapien origin" and the so-called "humans" are the key. You have been deployed by the council to collect as many of these skulls as possible and bring them back to your home planet.



Your mission is simple: kill as many humans as possible before the time runs out.

In a level, you only have 6 minutes to slaughter humanity on Valentine's Day, and in such short amount of time, the humans will do everything they can to eliminate you as well, from the local government, to state, federal, the army, and united nations all trying to hunting you down.

Your allies from outer space may teleport powerups to help you complete your simple, yet gruesome mission.

Optionally, you can also summon your brother Lorenzo Saint Valentine (player 2) to the fight to help you.

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This DLC is automatically bundled with JSC, however you can buy this standalone version individually here if you don't wish to buy the entire collection.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Valentide! free to play?
Yes, Valentide! is free to play on Steam.
What genre is Valentide!?
Valentide! is a Action, Indie game.
Who developed Valentide!?
Valentide! was developed by Néotl Empire.
What platforms does Valentide! support?
Available on Steam for Windows.