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no the baby

Egg, Erman · Apr 4, 2025

no the baby is a short stealth horror game where you escape a kindergarten full of manipulative kids and an overworked teacher. Find items and solve puzzles to open the front door and get out of there for good!

Adventure Platformer Singleplayer Controller Puzzle
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You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up.

no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children.

  • Explore kindergarten

  • Find items

  • Solve puzzles

  • Run from teacher

  • Hate the Peter

  • Sneak around

  • Features some tunes

  • Crisp textures

  • Evil contraptions

"no, the baby. no the baby. no the, baby. no. the baby"

Media gallery 5 screenshots · 0 videos
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System requirements Windows

Windows

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7 or newer
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 and up
  • Memory: 6 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 770 and up
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 800 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Stereo

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Game details Languages, features & support
Publisher
Egg and Erman
Brazilian rating
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Steam Germany rating
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Achievements
12
Controller support
full
Features
Single-player, Full controller support, Family Sharing
Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
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Frequently Asked Questions

What is the recorded Steam price for no the baby?
The last observed Steam price for no the baby is $8.99. Check Steam for current pricing and availability.
What genre is no the baby?
no the baby is a Adventure, Indie, Strategy game.
Who developed no the baby?
no the baby was developed by Egg and published by Egg and Erman.
What platforms does no the baby support?
Available on Steam for Windows.

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