no the baby (AppID: 3266620)

Type: game Genre: Adventure, Indie, Strategy Developer: Egg, Erman Publisher: Egg and Erman Release Date: Apr 2025
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no the baby has 0 current players. Currently priced at $0.09, it represents green value compared to similar Adventure games.

Total Players
0
Price
$0.09
Genre
Adventure
Developer
Egg

Media Gallery

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Screenshots

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Videos

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Game Insights

Buy Verdict

Watch — $8.99.

Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

▲ ~20 days until next sale

Community Sentiment

Very Positive — score 100/100.

Top praised area: gameplay (0 positive mentions).

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Value Score

Great Value — 100th percentile.

Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile.

▲ Market pricing tier

Frequently Asked Questions

Is no the baby worth buying right now?
Watch — $8.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does no the baby go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
What do players think of no the baby?
Very Positive — score 100/100. Top praised area: gameplay (0 positive mentions).

Genre Benchmarks

Value Ratio Top 0%

Price History

Lowest Price
$0.09
Apr 2026 across all regions
Current Price
$0.09
US region

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System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS *: Windows 7 or newer
  • Processor: Intel Core i5 and up
  • Memory: 6 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GTX 770 and up
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 800 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Stereo
Recommended:
Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Controller Support
full
Pricing
Paid Game
CDN$ 11.79 (CAD)

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Full controller support Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support

Current Pricing

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CDN$ 11.79
Regular Price
Historical low: $0.09 (Apr 2026)

Additional Information

🏆 Achievements
0
total achievements
🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
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Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
0
German classification
🆘 Support
🎁 Purchase Options
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package options

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About This Game

no the baby is a short stealth horror game where you escape a kindergarten full of manipulative kids and an overworked teacher. Find items and solve puzzles to open the front door and get out of there for good!

Detailed Description

You've had enough! Peter and the other kids are manipulative little goblins, and for some reason, the teacher is trying to catch YOU! This terror will never stop. There is only one solution. You have to escape. For good. Escape before your parents come to pick you up.

no the baby is a stealth-horror game about a child trying to escape a strange kindergarten filled with puzzles, oddities and annoying children.

  • Explore kindergarten

  • Find items

  • Solve puzzles

  • Run from teacher

  • Hate the Peter

  • Sneak around

  • Features some tunes

  • Crisp textures

  • Evil contraptions

"no, the baby. no the baby. no the, baby. no. the baby"

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players are currently playing no the baby?
0 players are currently in-game on Steam.
Is no the baby free to play?
no the baby costs $0.09 on Steam.
What genre is no the baby?
no the baby is a Adventure, Indie, Strategy game.
Who developed no the baby?
no the baby was developed by Egg and published by Egg and Erman.
What platforms does no the baby support?
Available on Steam for Windows.