the feces feasters - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
a group of outdated loser squatters has taken over the mansion. Explore historical player activity and pricing for the feces feasters. Player-count data was last observed Jul 23, 2026.
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Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
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Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile.
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- OS *: Microsoft® Windows® 7/8/8.1/10 (32bit/64bit)
- Processor: Intel Core2 Duo or better
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 9/OpenGL 4.1 capable GPU
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Additional Notes: For best visual consistency, play at 60Hz refresh rate
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*languages with full audio support
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About This Game
a group of outdated loser squatters has taken over the mansion. you've been hired by the owner to take these poop eaters out, but you don't have or need any equipment... just your wits and the determination to earn 2,000 bucks in one night as promised by the mansion's owner.
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the feces feasters: an old gaming clan that used to terrorize the internet
now they're a bunch of dead squatting losers that go around being annoying
you've been hired by the owner of 12 mansions to clear out one of his beloved mansions of these outdated poop eating losers
the feasters can only come into the physical realm if their demands aren't met
they go around vandalizing, expelling bodily fluids, wasting electricity, demanding answers to math questions, and much more in order to drive out any potential exorcists
but luckily you're not an exorcist but rather an idiot who was promised 2,000 bucks by the mansion's owner in exchange for getting rid of them
so who's involved in this charade?
2,000
our "mysterious" protagonist. he only identifies himself as 2,000 for the 2,000 bucks he plans to collect once he clears the mansion of the feasters
G.W. Wuffler
the caretaker of the mansion and an incredibly stylish man
quimbius quoniam
tries to get into the physical realm with phone calls and mirrors
BUTTWH0ler
expels his bodily fluids in an attempt to dissuade his enemies from interfering in his business
dick tective
bad 'artist' that vandalizes any 'canvas' he can get his hands on like an annoying punk
mister RED
wastes power and loves board games
penile lyle
a clean freak australian who needs to be deported (from the mansion) immediately
evil wheelchair
a good friend of and ass ass in in service of penile lyle
gLiop giLbose
quiz master and a collector of loyal subordinates that will do his bidding should you fail to satisfy his whims. something's different about him though...
mr skeleton
top henchman and deadly assassin with fierce loyalty towards gLiop giLbose and undying tenacity towards his enemies
YurGer
loyal henchman of gLiop giLbose
heflefferjep
loyal henchman of gLiop giLbose
the jester
loyal henchman of gLiop giLbose
Captain Killyou
loyal henchman of gLiop giLbose
juicrbox 255
evil alien that likes snacks and clean dishes
the key to surviving and getting your 2,000 bucks is listening to the location of the feasters' attacks and adapting your strategy accordingly to suit the current situation
watch your step, the mansion reeks of feces