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Guards VS Goats

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Guards VS Goats

In a long forgotten kingdom, a hero sent to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle. What can go wrong? Guards vs Goats is a first-person, linear, medieval FPS, with a touch of humor.

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In a long forgotten kingdom, a hero is sent to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle.

What can go wrong?

Guards vs Goats is a linear, first-person-shooter with swords.

It has stealth, it has action, it is story driven and... a bit silly. Just a bit...

The Story

Once upon a time, in a forgotten land, in a forgotten era, there was a kingdom.

The kingdom was living in peace and prosperity. A peace and prosperity which made the lords of the realm bored and greedy.

When blood and war against neighboring kingdoms was lacking in their daily lives, the lords decided to fight among themselves.

Times like these called for a hero. A different kind of a hero...

You play as William, also know as a mercenary who goes by the name "Goat".

William is not the strongest, sharpest, bravest of all, but he gets the job done. The problem is: he may cause a bigger mess while at it.

The story begins with William being summoned to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle. But for William, things will not go as smoothly as he planned.

Main Features

  • First person, linear, half action, half stealth playthrough.

  • Dynamic game pace in the story playthrough, consisting of different modes:

    • A slower paced dungeon crawling mode, where you explore castles and dungeons while choosing to use stealth or strength to progress through the level.

    • A fast paced horde mode where you fight your way out.

    • Boss fights.

    • Escape scenarios where fighting is futile and you just need to run away as fast as you can.

  • Four different melee combat modes to choose from:

    • Good old hack & slash, where every strike is a hit, but damage varies.

    • Timing based combat, where you or your enemy can fully block attacks if timed correctly.

    • Timed + Directional combat, where in addition to perfect timing, you'll need to strike and block in the correct direction based on your opponent's action.

    • A challenging, yet very fun mixture between hack & slash and timed combat.

  • 10 chapters of story driven gameplay, spanning in 6 different locations.

  • Aside from the main story, you'll have the ability to play custom chapters according to the following:

    • Each completed castle, or castle section will be unlocked to be playable in the custom chapters.

    • Some of the characters you meet in the story will be selectable in the custom chapters. Characters such as princesses to rescue, sidekicks to join your side and lords to have one on one duels against.

    • Different mission types to select from:

      • Rescue the princess: A selected princess and the key to her will be spawned in random locations. Find the key, find the princess, get her out.

      • Survive an ambush: Hordes of enemies will attack all at once. Face them alone or with a sidekick.

      • Duel: Have a one on one duel with a selected character.

      • More mission types might be added in the future. Please make sure to check out the News section in the community hub for update notes.

    • Items you find in story mode, such as gold and arrows, will be used in custom chapters.

Demo

Demo available!

Please give chapter 1 a try.

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Guards vs Goats - Live on I Dream of Indie Games Update 1.10 - First Person Melee Animations Overhaul (and more) Update 1.01
System requirements Windows

Windows

Minimum

Minimum:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060 6GB
  • Storage: 22 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Any compatible soundcard

Recommended

Recommended:
  • Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: Intel Core i7
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce RTX 4060 8GB
  • Storage: 22 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Any compatible soundcard
Game details Languages, features & support
Publisher
David Amado
Brazilian rating
14
Steam Germany rating
16
Content warning
Includes blood, violence, stealing, revealing outfits, moderate crude language and insinuated consumption of alcohol.
Features
Single-player, Family Sharing
Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
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Buy Verdict

Watch — $0.99.

Decent deal at 90% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

▲ ~29 days until next sale

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1 patches and 1 news items in last 180 days. Latest patch effect size: 0.00.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Guards VS Goats worth buying right now?
Watch — $0.99. Decent deal at 90% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Guards VS Goats go on sale?
Decent deal at 90% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Guards VS Goats still getting updates?
Infrequent Updates — 0 patches in last 30 days. 1 patches and 1 news items in last 180 days. Latest patch effect size: 0.00.
Is Guards VS Goats free to play?
Guards VS Goats costs $0.99 on Steam.
What genre is Guards VS Goats?
Guards VS Goats is a Action, Indie game.
Who developed Guards VS Goats?
Guards VS Goats was developed by David Amado and published by David Amado.
What platforms does Guards VS Goats support?
Available on Steam for Windows.