Guards vs Goats (AppID: 3348120)

Type: game Genre: Action, Indie Developer: David Amado Publisher: David Amado Release Date: Jan 2026
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In a long forgotten kingdom, a hero sent to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle. Explore pricing history and player statistics for Guards vs Goats.

Total Players
0
Price
$0.10
Genre
Action
Developer
David Amado

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Price History

Lowest Price
$0.10
May 2026 across all regions
Current Price
$0.10
US region

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System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: Intel Core i5
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 1060 6GB
  • Storage: 12 GB available space
  • Sound Card: Any compatible soundcard
Recommended:
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10/11
  • Processor: Intel Core i7
  • Memory: 16 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce RTX 4060 8GB
  • Storage: 12 MB available space
  • Sound Card: Any compatible soundcard
Pricing
Paid Game

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support

Pricing Information

Price Unavailable
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Additional Information

🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
14
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
16
German classification
🆘 Support
⚠️ Content Warning
Includes blood, death, stealing, revealing outfits, occasional curse words and insinuated consumption of alcohol.

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About This Game

In a long forgotten kingdom, a hero sent to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle. What can go wrong? Guards vs Goats is a first-person, linear, medieval FPS, with a touch of humor.

Detailed Description

In a long forgotten kingdom, a hero is sent to rescue a princess from an evil lord's castle.

What can go wrong?

Guards vs Goats is a linear first-person-shooter with swords.

It has stealth, it has action, it is story driven and... a bit silly. Just a bit...

The Story

Once upon a time, in a forgotten land, in a forgotten era, there was a kingdom.

The kingdom was living in peace and prosperity. A peace and prosperity which made the lords of the realm bored and greedy.

When blood and war against neighboring kingdoms was lacking in their daily lives, the lords decided to fight among themselves.

Times like these called for a hero. A different kind of a hero...

You play as William, also know as a mercenary who goes by the name "Goat".

William is not the strongest, sharpest, bravest of all, but he does get the job done. Problem is, he may cause a bigger mess while at it.

You will be summoned by the lords of the realm to perform their "lordly" tasks in return of  some gold.

Main Features

  • First person, linear, half action, half stealth playthrough.

  • Dynamic game pace in the story playthrough, consisting of different modes:

    • A slower paced dungeon crawling mode, where you explore castles and dungeons while choosing to use stealth or strength to progress through the level.

    • A fast paced horde mode where you fight your way out.

    • Boss fights.

    • Escape scenarios where fighting is futile and you just need to run away as fast as you can.

  • Selectable sword-fight mechanics:

    • Good old hack & slash, where every strike is a hit, but damage varies.

    • Timing based combat, where you or your enemy can fully block attacks if timed correctly.

    • Timed + Directional combat, where in addition to perfect timing, you'll need to strike and block in the correct direction based on your opponent's action.

  • 10 chapters of story driven gameplay, spanning in 6 different locations.

  • Aside from the story, you'll have the ability to create your own custom chapter according to the following rules:

    • Each completed castle, or castle section will be unlocked to be playable in the custom chapters.

    • Some of the characters you meet in the story will be selectable in the custom chapters. Characters such as princesses to rescue, sidekicks to join your side and lords to have one on one duels against.

    • Different missions to select from:

      • Rescue the princess.

      • Find the treasure.

      • Loot a defined amount of gold.

      • Conquer the castle.

      • Duel.

      • Escape.

    • Items you find in story mode, such as gold and arrows, can be used in custom chapters.

Demo

Demo available!

Give chapter 1 a try.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players are currently playing Guards vs Goats?
0 players are currently in-game on Steam.
Is Guards vs Goats free to play?
Guards vs Goats costs $0.10 on Steam.
What genre is Guards vs Goats?
Guards vs Goats is a Action, Indie game.
Who developed Guards vs Goats?
Guards vs Goats was developed by David Amado and published by David Amado.
What platforms does Guards vs Goats support?
Available on Steam for Windows.