Earthlings (AppID: 3508530)

Earthlings is a resource and time management game where you manage ancient workers under the rule of an anxious alien pretending to be a god. Meet G, a space delivery guy who came for his dropped tablet but stayed for the scam. After seeing the amazing monuments humans built to worship him, he decided to exploit their creativity and sell their art as his own across the galaxy. You're his unwilling project manager, and when deadlines slip, his anxiety triggers disasters.

Create weird monuments, meet crushing deadlines, and survive working for the universe's worst middle manager.

He's your boss, your burden, and ultimately your enemy.

Master Worker & Resource Management

Every Second Counts! Constantly reassign your few precious workers between gathering resources, defending against attacks, and building monuments before deadlines. Sometimes it's zen-like planning, other times pure firefighting. Every choice matters when you're running a skeleton crew.

Create Art Strategically

Art or Survival? You need both. Mix and match monument part cards to create bizarre structures that get shipped to space. Precious parts require rare materials like silver and gold - sometimes you'll have to fight for them. But these aren't just for show: each part brings game-changing effects. Heal your workers, instantly complete buildings, attract better merchants, or boost your reputation. Every monument is both a work of art and a strategic choice.

Survive, Upgrade & Progress

Miss deadlines at your own risk. Your anxious overlord responds to failure by triggering disasters - sandstorms, enemy attacks, and worse. Fight through hostile territories to expand your settlement and unlock new worlds. Upgrade your workers with earned knowledge. Keep pushing forward until you're strong enough to reclaim your fate.

Keep your workers moving. Create monuments strategically. Survive the pressure. Get rid of your shady overlord.