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Portal to Nowhere

Portal to Nowhere

Lamapotato · Lamapotato
Adventure
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Portal to Nowhere is a comedic point-and-click adventure about a thief so desperate to escape justice, he slipped into another dimension. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Portal to Nowhere. A current player-count observation is unavailable.

Genre
Adventure
Developer
Lamapotato

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System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: Intel Core 2 Duo E8200, AMD Athlon XE BE-2300, Snapdragon X Elite
  • Memory: 4000 MB RAM
  • Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 5500 (Broadwell), AMD Radeon R5 Graphics (Kaveri)
  • Storage: 2000 MB available space
Recommended:
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-6600K, AMD Ryzen 5 1600, Snapdragon X Elite
  • Memory: 8000 MB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 (Pascal), AMD Radeon RX 460 (GCN 4.0)
  • Storage: 2000 MB available space
Pricing
Paid Game

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Steam Achievements Steam Cloud Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*, Russian*
*languages with full audio support

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Additional Information

🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
10
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
6
German classification
🆘 Support
📧 agranat42+[email protected]

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About This Game

Portal to Nowhere is a comedic point-and-click adventure about a thief so desperate to escape justice, he slipped into another dimension. Solve twisted puzzles, explore bizarre worlds, smooth-talk and swindle the galaxy’s strangest beings - and maybe, just maybe, find a way out...

Detailed Description

Portal to Nowhere is a comedic point-and-click adventure in the spirit of Full Throttle, Deponia, and the golden age of LucasArts.

You are Finn Whisper - professional thief, expert escape artist and occasional smartass. After one particularly bold teleportation getaway, Finn doesn't just evade the authorities - he overshoots reality itself and lands in… Nowhere.

Now trapped in a realm filled with misfits, malfunctioning tech and deeply confused lifeforms, Finn must do what he does best:

  • Solve (barely) logical puzzles

  • Smooth-talk and scam the locals

  • And somehow con the universe into letting him go

Meet eccentric characters, explore strange corners of fractured reality, and unravel the unwritten rules of a place that was never meant to exist.

Will Finn outwit Nowhere - or will he finally find a mess he can’t steal his way out of?

Features:

  • Hand-drawn visuals inspired by retro sci-fi and absurdist comedy

  • Dialogues full of charm, wit and cosmic nonsense

  • (Аllegedly) funny jokes

  • A world where logic takes a coffee break - often

Escape is only one bad idea away.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Portal to Nowhere free to play?
Yes, Portal to Nowhere is free to play on Steam.
What genre is Portal to Nowhere?
Portal to Nowhere is a Adventure game.
Who developed Portal to Nowhere?
Portal to Nowhere was developed by Lamapotato and published by Lamapotato.
What platforms does Portal to Nowhere support?
Available on Steam for Windows.