Pocket Hoes (AppID: 3688540)

Type: game Genre: Indie, RPG Developer: HJP Publisher: HJP Release Date: May 2025
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Pocket Hoes - Steam Analytics & Details

Pocket Hoes has 0 current players. Currently priced at $0.08, it represents green value compared to similar Indie games.

Total Players
0
Price
$0.08
Genre
Indie
Developer
HJP

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Game Insights

Buy Verdict

Watch — $7.99.

Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

▲ ~20 days until next sale

Value Score

Great Value — 100th percentile.

Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile.

▲ Market pricing tier

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Pocket Hoes worth buying right now?
Watch — $7.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Pocket Hoes go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

Genre Benchmarks

Value Ratio Top 0%

Price History

Lowest Price
$0.08
May 2026 across all regions
Current Price
$0.08
US region
Price history across regions (last 30 days)

System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: intel celeron n4020
  • Memory: 3 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750
  • DirectX: Version 7.0
  • Storage: 5 GB available space
  • Sound Card: none
Recommended:
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: intel i3 N305
  • Memory: 3 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 8 GB available space
  • Sound Card: none
Pricing
Paid Game
CDN$ 10.49 (CAD)

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support

Current Pricing

💰
CDN$ 10.49
Regular Price
Historical low: $0.08 (May 2026)

Additional Information

🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
18
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
BANNED
German classification
🆘 Support
⚠️ Content Warning
sexual assault jokes, sex, nudity, genitals, BDSM
🎁 Purchase Options
1
package options

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About This Game

Are you looking for a game with a great narrative, unique gameplay and amazing graphics? Then you're in the wrong place. But we have gothic boobs, dark elfs, clussy and ice cream.

Detailed Description

Pocket Hoes is a hilarious “dating” simulator where charm, mayhem and questionable decisions go hand in hand. You play as an adorable (or desperate?) protagonist who suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of wild, unique and unpredictable girls, each with their own quirks, drama and hilarious personalities.

From the goth girl who only speaks in cryptic poetry, to the clown girl who goes mad with rage in real life, to the tan elf who takes every date as a live broadcast, your goal is simple: win their hearts, ridiculous conversation after ridiculous conversation.

The game combines lighthearted storytelling with quirky scenarios and choice-based dialogue. Grow your relationships and discover each girl's story, and even some strange secrets along the way.

With colorful art, absurd humor, and a host of whores to get along with (or scare away), Pocket Hoes is perfect for players looking for fun, flirty mayhem with a hint of heart.

Will you be able to make it through awkward dates, bizarre challenges and romantic disasters?

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players are currently playing Pocket Hoes?
0 players are currently in-game on Steam.
Is Pocket Hoes free to play?
Pocket Hoes costs $0.08 on Steam.
What genre is Pocket Hoes?
Pocket Hoes is a Indie, RPG game.
Who developed Pocket Hoes?
Pocket Hoes was developed by HJP and published by HJP.
What platforms does Pocket Hoes support?
Available on Steam for Windows.