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Pocket Hoes

HJP · May 17, 2025

Are you looking for a game with a great narrative, unique gameplay and amazing graphics? Then you're in the wrong place. But we have gothic boobs, dark elfs, clussy and ice cream.

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Pocket Hoes is a hilarious “dating” simulator where charm, mayhem and questionable decisions go hand in hand. You play as an adorable (or desperate?) protagonist who suddenly finds himself surrounded by a group of wild, unique and unpredictable girls, each with their own quirks, drama and hilarious personalities.

From the goth girl who only speaks in cryptic poetry, to the clown girl who goes mad with rage in real life, to the tan elf who takes every date as a live broadcast, your goal is simple: win their hearts, ridiculous conversation after ridiculous conversation.

The game combines lighthearted storytelling with quirky scenarios and choice-based dialogue. Grow your relationships and discover each girl's story, and even some strange secrets along the way.

With colorful art, absurd humor, and a host of whores to get along with (or scare away), Pocket Hoes is perfect for players looking for fun, flirty mayhem with a hint of heart.

Will you be able to make it through awkward dates, bizarre challenges and romantic disasters?

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System requirements Windows

Windows

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7
  • Processor: intel celeron n4020
  • Memory: 3 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750
  • DirectX: Version 7.0
  • Storage: 5 GB available space
  • Sound Card: none

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: intel i3 N305
  • Memory: 3 GB RAM
  • Graphics: Nvidia GTX 750
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 8 GB available space
  • Sound Card: none
Game details Languages, features & support
Publisher
HJP
Brazilian rating
18
Steam Germany rating
BANNED
Content warning
sexual assault jokes, sex, nudity, genitals, BDSM
Features
Single-player, Family Sharing
Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
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Buy Verdict

Watch — $7.99.

Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

▲ ~17 days until next sale

Value Score

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Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Pocket Hoes worth buying right now?
Watch — $7.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Pocket Hoes go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Pocket Hoes free to play?
Pocket Hoes costs $7.99 on Steam.
What genre is Pocket Hoes?
Pocket Hoes is a Indie, RPG game.
Who developed Pocket Hoes?
Pocket Hoes was developed by HJP and published by HJP.
What platforms does Pocket Hoes support?
Available on Steam for Windows.