Splatchinko (AppID: 3802500)
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A psychedelic pachinko roguelike where you launch your eyeballs at space monsters. Explore pricing history and player statistics for Splatchinko.
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Splatchinko 0.3 - 宇宙はバグってる。(The universe is bugged.)
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- OS *: Windows 7/10 (64 bit)
- Processor: AMD / Intel CPU (AMD FX-4300 or Intel i3-4130 or newer)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: AMD / NVIDIA dedicated graphics
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Sound Card: Integrated or dedicated DirectX 9 compatible soundcard
- OS *: Windows 7/10 (64 bit)
- Processor: AMD / Intel CPU (AMD FX-4300 or Intel i3-4130 or newer)
- Graphics: AMD / NVIDIA dedicated graphics
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Sound Card: Integrated or dedicated DirectX 9 compatible soundcard
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About This Game
A psychedelic pachinko roguelike where you launch your eyeballs at space monsters.It’s stupid. It’s brilliant. It’s Splatchinko.
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🎯 SPLATCHINKO
Oh no. They gave us a pachinko… in space.
You wake up. You’re a HUGE, sentient… thing. You have one giant eye. And you can shoot pupils. Why? Because the universe is broken, Jimmy.
Welcome to Splatchinko: the roguelike where physics is depressed, enemies are space vegetables that judge you, and every shot might doom or save the last constellation of jelly-creatures.
Main Features:
🧠 Eyes as ammo. Pick the right eyeball. Each one has powers. Some of them scream.
🌌 Cosmic pachinko with distorted gravity. The laws of physics? We fired them.
🦑 Ridiculous enemies. Face nostalgic planets, interdimensional fennels, and the dreaded “Arturo.”
🔮 Every run is a trip. Absurd items, random upgrades, and mutations your mother would definitely not approve of.
🤯 Deep lore (written on acid). Who are we? Where are we? What is a planet? No one knows. Maybe the tutorial.
If you’re looking for a serious simulation of gravitational behavior in outer space, go play Kerbal.
But if you’d rather fire eyeballs across galaxies while being insulted by a planet that thinks it’s your uncle—then: SPLATCHINKO AWAITS.