This Is Why We Don't Play Golf (AppID: 3811890)

Type: game Genre: Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie Developer: Hmph. Studios Publisher: Hmph. Studios Release Date: Dec 2025
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Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. Explore pricing history and player statistics for This Is Why We Don't Play Golf.

Total Players
0
Genre
Action
Developer
Hmph. Studios

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System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 64-bit
  • Processor: Dual Core 2.4 Ghz
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Additional Notes: Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
Recommended:
Recommended:
  • Network: Broadband Internet connection
Controller Support
full
Pricing
Paid Game

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Multi-player PvP Online PvP Co-op Online Co-op Steam Achievements Full controller support Camera Comfort Color Alternatives Custom Volume Controls Adjustable Difficulty Playable without Timed Input Save Anytime Steam Cloud Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*, German, Japanese, Korean, Portuguese - Brazil, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Spanish - Latin America
*languages with full audio support

Pricing Information

Price Unavailable
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Additional Information

🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
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Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
12
German classification
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About This Game

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie. A chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably.

Detailed Description

Golfing, but up a bizarre mountain where every 'I got it!' is a lie.

Welcome to This Is Why We Don't Play Golf - the chaotic co-op physics platformer where falling is half the fun... probably. You're hauling a golf ball up a mountain, one swing at a time, and gravity has a personal vendetta against you.

Okay it's simple, you hit your golf ball, or your friend, from platform to hazard to wall to floor to ceiling... every surface is a perfectly calculated opportunity. Play alone and question life choices; play with a friend and question theirs too.

Climb up (hopefully more than down) multiple unique regions with unique hazards

Bring a friend or go alone, but the mountain has room for 2 players to suffer together

Play with a chaos-physics golf ball with a cruel sense of humor

Break the game before it breaks you; the line between bug, mechanic, or creative solution is your call

Hike to the top in 2-4 hours (if you're good) or 8+ hours (if you brought THAT friend)

Warning: Side effects include creative vocabulary expansion.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players are currently playing This Is Why We Don't Play Golf?
0 players are currently in-game on Steam.
Is This Is Why We Don't Play Golf free to play?
Yes, This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is free to play on Steam.
What genre is This Is Why We Don't Play Golf?
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf is a Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie game.
Who developed This Is Why We Don't Play Golf?
This Is Why We Don't Play Golf was developed by Hmph. Studios and published by Hmph. Studios.
What platforms does This Is Why We Don't Play Golf support?
Available on Steam for Windows.