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Real Vampires

Real Vampires

Those Eyes · Those Eyes · Oct 30, 2025
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Real Vampires - Steam Charts & Historical Stats

Real Vampires is a dark and funny folklore adventure where you play as both vampire and folk, exploring real Eastern European legends. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Real Vampires. Player-count data was last observed Sep 26, 2026.

Price
$9.99
Genre
Casual
Developer
Those Eyes

Real Vampires player count and price summary

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Current US price
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Game Insights

Buy Verdict

Watch — $9.99.

Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

▲ ~3 days until next sale

Value Score

Great Value — 100th percentile.

Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile.

▲ Market pricing tier

Genre Benchmarks

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Price History

Lowest Price
$9.99
Sep 2026 across all regions
Current Price
$9.99
US region
Price history across regions (last 30 days)

System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows macOS
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10 or later
  • Processor: Intel Core™ i3 or better
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
Recommended:
Recommended:
  • OS: Windows 10 or later
  • Processor: Intel Core™ i5 or better
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
macOS Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS: macOS 10.14 or later
  • Processor: Apple M1 or Intel Core™ i3
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
Recommended:
Recommended:
  • OS: macOS 10.14 or later
  • Processor: Apple M1 or Intel Core™ i5
  • Memory: 2 GB RAM
  • Storage: 2 GB available space
Pricing
Paid Game
$9.99 (USD)

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Steam Achievements Camera Comfort Custom Volume Controls Adjustable Difficulty Mouse Only Option Save Anytime Touch Only Option Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
Official Website
https://www.realvampires.eu

Current Pricing

💰
$9.99
Regular Price

Additional Information

🏆 Achievements
20
total achievements
Featured:
Re-Burial
A Woman Twice Dead
🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
14
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
16
German classification
🆘 Support
⚠️ Content Warning
Real Vampires contains stylized and humorous depictions of mature and folkloric themes, presented in a theatrical collage style reminiscent of Monty Python animation. Early in the game, a topless female character appears in a symbolic scene involving decapitation — depending on point of view, the player may either attempt to decapitate her or help her avoid being decapitated. Other scenes include the removal of fingers, fingernails, and genitals from deceased vampires, presented in a non-realistic medical illustration style. The game also features surreal humor around themes of desire and death, including a scene where a vampire offers flowers to his half-naked wife, implying intimacy and resulting in the birth of vampire babies. While the game explores dark topics, it does so through satire and symbolism, not realism or shock.
🎁 Purchase Options
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About This Game

Real Vampires is a dark and funny folklore adventure where you play as both vampire and folk, exploring real Eastern European legends. Mini-games use inverse mechanics—failure is not the end, but the beginning of a greater understanding. Dig, bite, bake, and uncover the Real Vampires.

Detailed Description

From Folklore to Gameplay: Meet the Real Vampires

Real Vampires is a narrative-driven adventure game that blends dark humor, eerie poetry, and authentic Slavic vampire folklore into a unique interactive experience. Developed by Those Eyes, the Copenhagen-based studio behind the award-winning Cosmic Top Secret, this game invites players to explore real stories of fear, death, and transformation—told through the eyes of both vampire and folk.

Inspired by Dr. Łukasz Kozak’s haunting anthology With Stake and Spade: Vampiric Diversity in Poland, the game breathes (undead) life into real historical accounts of vampirism. Kozak is the protagonist, leading you through chilling tales rooted in local beliefs, from plague burials to devoured shrouds, and be forced to ask: who are the real monsters?

But this isn’t just a walk through the graveyard.

Each level features inverse mechanics that flip traditional gameplay on its head. Progress through failure, question your actions, and see the world from both sides of the stake. Because in Real Vampires, failure is not the end, but the beginning of a greater understanding.

Along the way, you’ll dig, slice, chew, bake, and bleed through surreal mini-games that challenge your assumptions—sometimes literally. Humor and horror go hand-in-hand as you unearth buried truths and encounter undead beings that are frightening, absurd, and oddly relatable.

Key Features

Dual Perspectives on the stories as both vampire and folk.


Replay levels with original inverse mechanics.


Artwork and animation inspired by Slavic art and Monty Python-style absurdism.


Inspired by real accounts of Slavic folklore, respectfully adapted in collaboration with cultural experts.


A narrative tone that balances dark humor with historical depth.



A cross-border collaboration with creatives and folklore scholars from Poland and Denmark.

The game is supported by: The Danish Film Institute, The Danish Arts Foundation, Creative Europe & Adam Mickiewicz Institute.

Uncover the Real Vampires—if you dare.

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Real Vampires worth buying right now?
Watch — $9.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Real Vampires go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Real Vampires free to play?
Real Vampires costs $9.99 on Steam.
What genre is Real Vampires?
Real Vampires is a Casual, Indie game.
Who developed Real Vampires?
Real Vampires was developed by Those Eyes and published by Those Eyes.
What platforms does Real Vampires support?
Available on Steam for Windows, macOS.