Presidential Psychologist - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
You're not a real psychologist. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Presidential Psychologist. Player-count data was last observed Apr 30, 2026.
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Buy Verdict
Decent deal at 50% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
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Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 50th percentile.
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System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: 10
- Memory: 256 MB RAM
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: 11
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Requires an Apple processor
- OS: 10.15
- Processor: Apple Silicon
- Memory: 256 MB RAM
- Requires an Apple processor
- OS: 14.6.1
- Processor: Apple Silicon
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
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About This Game
You're not a real psychologist. He's not a sane president. Welcome to the most unhinged therapy session ever held in office.
Detailed Description
You don’t get to choose when a world leader has a breakdown.
But you do get to choose how badly you fake your way through it.
You are not a licensed psychologist.
You barely passed college.
You once diagnosed your roommate with “vibes-based burnout.”
But thanks to nepotism and a clerical error, you now counsel the President of the Kingdom of Tariffica.
His name? The President.
His hobbies? Tariffs. Coffee. Having a god complex.
His emotional support animal? Himself.
And now, for reasons unknown to man or god, he wants therapy.
From you.
This is a visual novel about talking your way through the most dangerous therapy session in history. You’ll explore deep topics like:
Emotional walls guarded by tanks
Presidential nightmares about talking cats
The ethics of taxing nostalgia
Whether or not joy should have diplomatic immunity
You’ll lie.
You’ll nod.
You’ll pray the session ends before he finds out you printed your degree on a pancake.
There are eight endings.
Some are tragic.
Some are romantic.
Some involve the president becoming a monk and flying away in Hair Force One.
And yes, one of them ends with you being chased out by armed guards.
THIS GAME FEATURES: 🧠 Over 10,000 words of therapy-grade nonsense
🎭 8 different endings: betrayal, enlightenment, drugs, love, emotional tariffs, and at least one war crime
💬 A branching story where your lies—uh, “choices”—actually matter
📉 Emotional stability not included
🎧 Full-featured options menu (with working volume sliders! We swear!)
🖼️ 1 extremely judgmental sprite and some backgrounds that may or may not be stock photos
📺 Replay unlocked endings to relive your greatest regrets
This isn’t a story about healing.
This isn’t a story about growth.
This is a story about winging it so hard you almost fix a nation.
Play it alone.
Play it with coffee.
Play it before the ethics board finds out what you’ve done.