Spread The Love

Ever felt like your romantic destiny hinged on jam? No? Well, now it does.

Welcome to Spread the Love, the world’s stickiest dating simulator where your love life is determined by a deeply scientific (not really) jam-based personality quiz. Are you a mysterious blueberry? A comforting peach? Maybe even… a flirty mango?

Whatever your flavor, you’re getting matched. Get ready to Spread The Love... or something.

• Customize your character and dating profile!

• Take a personality quiz and get assigned one of 12 jam types!

• Explore the 10 apps on your desktop computer!

• Play minigames to survive your first date!

• Collect all the jam types!

Meet The Characters:

She runs the boba shop. She runs you. She’s the one with a clipboard, a plan, and a backup clipboard in case the first one breaks. Warm, nurturing, and ever so slightly manipulative. Will absolutely gaslight you, but only to make you hydrate and succeed.

Allen was supposed to be coding the future. Now he stocks overpriced beans. Blames the economy, but secretly kinda likes it. Quiet, sharp, and devastatingly observant, especially in movies. Has a Masters in computer science and sarcasm.

Cher doesn’t talk much. They don’t need to. Currently working through unresolved parental issues via designing furniture and brooding. Emotionally resides in a foggy European arthouse film. You won’t understand them, but you’ll want to.

Overly enthusiastic engineer who thinks every problem can (and should) be fixed by smacking it with a wrench. Aggressively affectionate mechanic who literally climbs walls for fun. She’s touchy, loud, and way too excited to meet you. Good luck!

A walking rave flyer who peaked during quarantine but refuses to admit it. He’s charismatic, sexy, and probably just lost a Lingon Legends match. Jet treats love like an Instajam story. He’ll flirt, overshare, and then disappear. Has never opened a textbook. 

Everyone’s favorite cozy kitch.tv streamer who accidentally makes you feel at home. Lives between three monitors and an avalanche of Blooblet plushies. She’ll trip over cables, and then apologize to them.