You suck and I hate you: part 1 (AppID: 3903630)

jib gorespin a horrendous man of inafamous perplexity and perculariaty wants to destory the internet. he and his gang of goons, cringe control, will stop at nothing to kill all the cringe on the internet

PROJECTILES THAT HATE YOU

attacking various locations on the internet to achieve his goal, you must get through the secuierty systems of thoses locations yes good yes yeah yep yeah

you get hit? stop crying loser baby and just go again buddy its all okay today

his goons, WG Worthy and very bad lee are als in on this insane heist. even though cringe is cringe and should be destoryed, our heros just cannot sdtand idly by and watch this happen

LOCATIONS THAT HATE YOU

you gotta get through the locations and uncover the mysetry methods of gorespin and his goones to sto phis plans

such locations as:

-puke party

-f'whorest of poom

-holy moly guacamole frijole

-slime balls on my slimy balls

-miasma tsunami in the lobby

-i pee on neon

run like a very nice man that is late for work to get through the security of the extreme locations on the internet gorespin is attacking. they are filled to the brim with PROEJCTIEL

SOUNDTRACK THAT HATES YOU

never before has =a game insulted you so heavily with its soundtrack

such glorious tracks such as:

-omega cringe

-you ain't special

-bad taste

-laughing at you

-can you please stop talking?

-you're not cool

from left to right we have Pergus Yimptown (also known as Fig Cornwiggle and GW Wuffler), buttwh0ler, Heiner (aka 2,000), jib gorespin (also known as quimbius quoniam), WG Worthy (also known as penile lyle), and very Bad Lee (also known as mister RED)

so what else do you needetoknowbuddy? go prevent the internet from being ruined oh wait too late but you can prevent it from being destoyed at least