Game overview
How Asian Parents went to School
An online 1-4 player co-op adventure where you experience the legendary struggle of getting to school as an Asian parent. Fight Tom, a psychopathic bear, defy physics, and survive the emotional damage from Tablo Escobar: an NPC who roasts you every time you fail.
- Last tracked players
- 0
- Recorded peak
- 4
- 24-hour change
- Unavailable
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Reach School, Alive (Optional)
Join 3 friends to relive the legendary journey your parents bragged about. Climb vertical mountains, survive a highly questionable commute, and get to class before the bell rings.
School attendance is mandatory. Survival isn't. Get to school or bring shame to your family.
Face the Bear Who Identifies as a Cat
Humans love cats, but this one isn’t exactly a cat. It's a cat mask wearing bear that screams 'Meow' at players, spits on them, and oh yeah- has a literal flamethrower in his mouth.
The "Cat" is Back for more Friendly Games
The bear is back for a friendly game of Freeze Tag. Except if everyone freezes, you die. So rely on friends to unfreeze you. Then survive a totally fair snowball fight with the same bear.
Let Your Anger Out on Your Friends
Fed up with Tablo Escobar's 1,700+ unique lines of insulting dialogue? You can always use your buddies as stress relief punching bags.
Chill...
Take a break from the trauma. Admire the satisfying scenery, listen to the peaceful birds, and forget about the danger for a minute.
Features :
Online 1-4 Player Co-op & Offline Solo Play
Proximity Voice Chat
Tablo Escobar - Your personal bully with 1,700+ dialogues
9 “Sus” Collectibles with satisfying sound effects
Cat Mask Wearing Bear who spits on players
Snowball Fight - totally not rigged
Freeze Tag - if everyone freezes, everyone dies
The Crow Taxi - very questionable ride
Media gallery 8 screenshots · 0 videos
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Windows
Minimum
Minimum:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Core i7-3820 or equivalent
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 970
- DirectX: Version 11
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 5 GB available space
- Additional Notes: Bring few cousins who are better at gaming than you.
Recommended
Recommended:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10/11 (64-bit)
- Processor: Ryzen 9 3900XT or equivalent
- Memory: 12 GB RAM
- Graphics: RTX 3060 or equivalent
- DirectX: Version 12
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 5 GB available space
- Additional Notes: Broadband connection faster than your cousin Timmy's.
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Kaljag Games, MadOctopus
- Brazilian rating
- 14
- Steam Germany rating
- 12
- Achievements
- 30
- Features
- Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Online Co-op, Steam Achievements, Custom Volume Controls, Adjustable Difficulty, Playable without Timed Input, Stereo Sound, Subtitle Options, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English*, French, Italian, German, Spanish - Spain, Japanese, Korean, Polish, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese, Hindi
*languages with full audio support - Support
- [email protected]
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Update Momentum
2 patches and 2 news items in last 180 days. Latest patch effect size: 0.00.
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