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Orders, Captain!

Orders, Captain!

Charlie · Charlie · Feb 12, 2026
Action Adventure Casual Indie Massively Multiplayer Simulation
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Orders, Captain! - Steam Charts & Historical Stats

Use your voice to command your pirate crew before enemy ships sink you! Explore historical player activity and pricing for Orders, Captain!. Player-count data was last observed Jul 24, 2026.

Price
$0.01
Genre
Action
Developer
Charlie

Media Gallery

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Screenshots

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Videos

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Game Insights

Buy Verdict

Watch — $0.99.

Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

~68 days until next sale

Update Momentum

Moderate Updates — 0 patches in last 30 days.

0 patches and 3 news items in last 180 days.

No recent patches
Player count

Latest News

SMALL BIG UPDATE!

📝 Update
Jul 05, 2026 at 06:38 UTC Read More
Jun 25, 2026 at 08:43 UTC Read More

BIG UPDATE!

📝 Update
Apr 04, 2026 at 00:47 UTC Read More

Price History

Lowest Price
$0.01
Jul 2026 across all regions
Current Price
$0.01
US region
Price history across regions (last 30 days)

System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS: Windows 10
  • Processor: mid
  • Memory: 3 GB RAM
  • Graphics: 2gb
  • Storage: 500 MB available space
  • Sound Card: any
  • Additional Notes: you probably need a microphone to play this game
Pricing
Paid Game
$0.99 (USD)

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Custom Volume Controls Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support

Current Pricing

💰
$0.99
Regular Price

Additional Information

🏆 Achievements
3
total achievements
Featured:
wow I really am a captain
wow I fr did that
🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
6
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
6
German classification
🆘 Support
🎁 Purchase Options
1
package options

Developer Analytics

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About This Game

Use your voice to command your pirate crew before enemy ships sink you!

Detailed Description

What are you looking at, Chief?

Orders, Captain! is a voice-controlled game about yelling at six barely competent crew members while enemy ships close in from every side. As the captain of a tiny cannon ship, your only hope is your microphone: call your crew by name, bark orders to load and fire the cannons, and try to keep your nerves as the sea turns into chaos.

DISCLAIMER: the game MAY feature some "tomfoolery"...

Call your crew members by their names, they are at your service at all times. After all, you are the captain...

Once you’ve called their names, your crew members wait for your next words. Want to make Bob walk the plank and jump to his death with the kraken? or have Smithy punch Joe in the face?, the choice is yours, Captain.

Command your crew carefully to blast incoming ships before they tear your hull apart. Miss your shots or panic at the wrong time, and you’ll be the one sinking.

the game features a singleplayer PVE mode where you try to survive as much as you can and a multiplayer PVP up to 4 player free-for-all battle royale where each player has its own ship and crew to command.

there will be online matchmaking so you can join random lobbies or you can also create private matches and invite your friends, remember: a good captain sinks with his ship!

also there's rum and dynamite and dry biscuits

IMPORTANT: "allow apps to access your microphone" must be turned on in your computer settings for the game to be able to detect your voice,  go to settings -> privacy -> microphone  and make sure its turned on

Frequently Asked Questions

Is Orders, Captain! worth buying right now?
Watch — $0.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Orders, Captain! go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Orders, Captain! still getting updates?
Moderate Updates — 0 patches in last 30 days. 0 patches and 3 news items in last 180 days.
Is Orders, Captain! free to play?
Orders, Captain! costs $0.01 on Steam.
What genre is Orders, Captain!?
Orders, Captain! is a Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, Massively Multiplayer, Simulation game.
Who developed Orders, Captain!?
Orders, Captain! was developed by Charlie and published by Charlie.
What platforms does Orders, Captain! support?
Available on Steam for Windows.