Polyarmory: High Calibre Love
Scope Creeps · Stupendium Softworks · Feb 12, 2026
Delayed observation
Observed
4
Last tracked
12
All-time peak
n/a
Δ 24h
Player count last observed
Live player data is temporarily unavailable; historical values remain visible for context.
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Polyarmory: High Calibre Love. Player-count data was last observed Sep 27, 2026.
Genre
Action
Developer
Scope Creeps
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love player count and price summary
- Current players
- Unavailable
- All-time peak
- 12
- 24-hour player change
- Unavailable
- Current US price
- Price unavailable
Player count last observed . Values marked unavailable are not estimated.
Media gallery 11 screenshots · 1 videos
Screenshots
And 3 more screenshots...
Videos
Polyarmory Steam Release Teaser
Last Tracked Players
4
change unavailable
(24h)
All-Time Peak
12
Aug 2026
Estimated Owners
0 .. 20,000
Estimate via SteamSpy
Game Insights
Update Momentum
Moderate Updates — 0 patches in last 30 days.
5 patches and 5 news items in last 180 days. Latest patch effect size: 0.00.
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No recent patches
Player count
Activity Heatmap
UTC+0 (Your Timezone)
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Peak Activity
3
Avg Activity
103
Active Hours
77%
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Latest News
Minor Update - 7/27
📝 Update
Jul 28, 2026 at 01:01 UTC
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Hotfix - 7/6
📝 Update
Jul 07, 2026 at 02:30 UTC
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July 4th Patch Fix
📝 Update
Jul 03, 2026 at 16:16 UTC
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Jul 03, 2026 at 13:37 UTC
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Jul 03, 2026 at 12:33 UTC
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Jun 28, 2026 at 15:04 UTC
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Update - 6/18
📝 Update
Jun 18, 2026 at 18:08 UTC
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Minor Update - 5/3
📝 Update
May 04, 2026 at 01:24 UTC
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Mar 31, 2026 at 11:12 UTC
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Minor Update - 3/18
📝 Update
Mar 19, 2026 at 02:15 UTC
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System Requirements
Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-2500 or AMD FX-4350
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 660, 2 GB or AMD Radeon R9 270, 2 GB or Intel Arc A310, 4 GB
- Storage: 10 GB available space
Recommended:
Recommended:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core i5-6600 or AMD Ryzen 5 1600X
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1650, 4 GB or AMD Radeon RX 570, 4 GB or Intel Arc A380, 6 GB
- Storage: 10 GB available space
Controller Support
full
Pricing
Free to Play
Additional Information
Categories
Single-player
Steam Achievements
Full controller support
Custom Volume Controls
Adjustable Difficulty
#category_playable_at_your_own_pace
Playable without Timed Input
Stereo Sound
Steam Cloud
Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
*languages with full audio support
Additional Information
🏆
Achievements
55
total achievements
Featured:
Canned Slaughter
Cool with the 'cule
🇧🇷
DEJUS Rating
18
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪
Steam Germany
18
German classification
🆘
Support
⚠️
Content Warning
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love contains sexual innuendo, jokes and humour. It covers a range of topics that are not appropriate to all audiences, including: political satire, guns, conspiracy theories, sexual/flirty content, shapely cacti, toilet humour, violence, divorce and religious imagery.
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About This Game
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!
Detailed Description
The world's only fully-loaded conspiracy theorist gun-nut dating simulation. We'll bang, okay?
As the prepper, take the mysterious pill Caliber™ to awaken an arsenal of alluring companions and fight against the dark forces determined to tear you apart!
Every day that goes by, you'll learn more about your lovely companions:
Rimington, the hunky shotgun
Viper, the chaotic revolver
Marsh & Mello, aka "The Twins" (they aren't related).
Svetlana, the RPG with an explosive temper
Show them that you know how to handle them and together, they'll take you on a journey of self-discovery that you never realised you needed!
Key Features
Five gorgeous guns to spend your time with!
A manly friendship with a friend over the radio waves!
Experience the power of Caliber™ in a safe and comfortable location!
Intense shooter action - fight against hordes as they try to take your guns!
100% Streamer Safe!
Over THREE hours of the truth-telling podcast The Colt Michigan Experience!
Fight against the ever-present creeping feelings of loneliness and despair!
Deep lore dripping from every crack and crevice!
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Polyarmory: High Calibre Love still getting updates?
Moderate Updates — 0 patches in last 30 days. 5 patches and 5 news items in last 180 days. Latest patch effect size: 0.00.
Is Polyarmory: High Calibre Love free to play?
Yes, Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is free to play on Steam.
What genre is Polyarmory: High Calibre Love?
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love is a Action, Adventure, Indie, Free To Play game.
Who developed Polyarmory: High Calibre Love?
Polyarmory: High Calibre Love was developed by Scope Creeps and published by Stupendium Softworks.
What platforms does Polyarmory: High Calibre Love support?
Available on Steam for Windows.