Game overview
My Bloodsucking 9-to-5
You're James, a middle-aged office worker who just so happens to be a vampire. Someone stole your lunch. Find the thief, feed your goldfish, explore the building and DO. NOT. KILL. ANYONE. Easy!
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You're James, an unremarkable middle-aged office worker who just so happens to be a vampire. Becoming an undead spawn of hell hasn't affected your life much, to be completely honest.
That is... Until someone stole your lunch.
Talk to your coworkers to suss out the thief, feed your goldfish, explore the building and
DO.
NOT.
KILL.
ANYONE.
Easy!

10 endings
pixel art sprites, backgrounds and CGs
25,000 words
original soundtrack
goldfish care rants
extra love and care!
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System requirements Windows · macOS · Linux
Windows
Minimum
Minimum:- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: 1 Ghz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
- Storage: 1768 MB available space
macOS
Minimum
Minimum:- OS: Mac OS X 10.6-10.14
- Processor: 1 Ghz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
- Storage: 1768 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Game is non-notarized. May not work with 10.15 Catalina
Linux
Minimum
Minimum:- OS: Ubuntu / SteamOS
- Processor: 1 Ghz
- Memory: 512 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX or OpenGL compatible card
- Storage: 1768 MB available space
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Max Morkson
- Brazilian rating
- 16
- Steam Germany rating
- 16
- Content warning
- This visual novel is a horror comedy and while it is rather heavy on the comedy side, the horror themes are present thorough the story and routes. - vampirism themes (blood, biting, etc...) - animal death - murder (strangulation, staking through the heart, bleeding out...) - mindcontrol and loss of autonomy - mindbreak - suicide and suicidal ideation - torture and manipulation The game remains pretty light-hearted but those subjets do come up and are (mostly) treated seriously. Be mindful of your well-being.
- Achievements
- 15
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Camera Comfort, Color Alternatives, Custom Volume Controls, Keyboard Only Option, Mouse Only Option, #category_playable_at_your_own_pace, Playable without Timed Input, Save Anytime, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English
- Support
- [email protected]
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