Penis Simulator
Secret Game Team · Secret Game Team · May 15, 2026
Delayed observation
Observed
0
Last tracked
1
All-time peak
n/a
Δ 24h
Player count last observed
Live player data is temporarily unavailable; historical values remain visible for context.
Penis Simulator - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats Explore historical player activity and pricing for Penis Simulator. Player-count data was last observed Sep 26, 2026.
Price
$1.99
Genre
Casual
Developer
Secret Game Team
Penis Simulator player count and price summary
- Current players
- Unavailable
- All-time peak
- 1
- 24-hour player change
- Unavailable
- Current US price
- $1.99
Player count last observed . Values marked unavailable are not estimated.
Media gallery 9 screenshots · 2 videos
Screenshots
And 1 more screenshots...
Videos
Gameplay Trailer
Epic Cinematic Trailer
All-Time Peak
1
Sep 2026
Estimated Owners
0 .. 20,000
Estimate via SteamSpy
Game Insights
Buy Verdict
Watch — $1.99.
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
▲
~3 days until next sale
Player count
Activity Heatmap
UTC+0 (Your Timezone)
0
Peak Activity
0
Avg Activity
0
Active Hours
35%
Sample coverage
Less Active
More Active
0
1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
Sun
📍
Sunday 0:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 1:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 2:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 3:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 4:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 5:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 6:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 7:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 8:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 9:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 10:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 11:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 12:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 13:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 14:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 15:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 16:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 17:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 18:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 19:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 20:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 21:00
No samples
No samples
Sunday 22:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Sunday 23:00
No samples
No samples
Mon
Monday 0:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 1:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 2:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 3:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 4:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 5:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 6:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 7:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 8:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 9:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 10:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 11:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 12:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 13:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 14:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 15:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 16:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 17:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 18:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 19:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 20:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Monday 21:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 22:00
No samples
No samples
Monday 23:00
No samples
No samples
Tue
Tuesday 0:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 1:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 2:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 3:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 4:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 5:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 6:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 7:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 8:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 9:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 10:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 11:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 12:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 13:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 14:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 15:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 16:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 17:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 18:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 19:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 20:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 21:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Tuesday 22:00
No samples
No samples
Tuesday 23:00
No samples
No samples
Wed
Wednesday 0:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 1:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 2:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 3:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 4:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 5:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 6:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 7:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 8:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 9:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 10:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 11:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 12:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 13:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 14:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 15:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 16:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 17:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 18:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 19:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Wednesday 20:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 21:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 22:00
No samples
No samples
Wednesday 23:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Thu
Thursday 0:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 1:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 2:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 3:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 4:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 5:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 6:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 7:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 8:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 9:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 10:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 11:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 12:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 13:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 14:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 15:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 16:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 17:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 18:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 19:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 20:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 21:00
No samples
No samples
Thursday 22:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Thursday 23:00
No samples
No samples
Fri
Friday 0:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 1:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 2:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 3:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 4:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 5:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 6:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 7:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 8:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 9:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 10:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 11:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 12:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 13:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 14:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 15:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 16:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 17:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 18:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 19:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 20:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Friday 21:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 22:00
No samples
No samples
Friday 23:00
0 players · 2 samples
0 players · 2 samples
Sat
Saturday 0:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 1:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 2:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 3:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 4:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 5:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 6:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 7:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 8:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 9:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 10:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 11:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 12:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 13:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 14:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 15:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 16:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 17:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 18:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 19:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 20:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 21:00
0 players · 1 samples
0 players · 1 samples
Saturday 22:00
No samples
No samples
Saturday 23:00
No samples
No samples
Price History
Lowest Price
$1.99
Sep 2026 across all regions
Current Price
$1.99
US region
Loading price chart...
Price history across regions (last 30 days)
System Requirements
Platform Support
Windows
Linux
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 1 GB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 250 MB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
Recommended:
Recommended:
- OS: Windows 10 (64-bit)
- Processor: Quad-core 3.0 GHz
- Memory: 8 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 2 GB VRAM
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 250 MB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
Linux Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
- OS: Ubuntu 20.04 LTS / SteamOS 3.0
- Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz
- Memory: 4 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 1 GB VRAM
- Storage: 250 MB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
Recommended:
Recommended:
- OS: Ubuntu 22.04 LTS / SteamOS 3.0
- Processor: Quad-core 3.0 GHz
- Memory: 8 MB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX 12 or Vulkan compatible, 2 GB VRAM
- Storage: 250 MB available space
- Sound Card: Yes
Pricing
Paid Game
$1.99 (USD)
Additional Information
Categories
Single-player
Custom Volume Controls
Mouse Only Option
Playable without Timed Input
Stereo Sound
Touch Only Option
Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
*languages with full audio support
Current Pricing
💰
$1.99
Regular Price
Additional Information
🇧🇷
DEJUS Rating
12
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪
Steam Germany
12
German classification
🆘
Support
⚠️
Content Warning
The game doesn't actually have any visualization of genitals, but many textual references to penises and urine.
🎁
Purchase Options
1
package options
Developer Analytics
Loading competitors...
About This Game
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics and defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats
Detailed Description
For centuries, brave men have pushed back The Darkness with humanity's most ancient weapon.
Now it's your turn.
Your grandfather has died and left you a letter, starting your journey in the legendary Golden Order.
Meanwhile, in the depths of our modern world, Dark Beings are proliferating, waiting for the right opportunity to sneak out and finally conquer back the world.
Master the ancient art of the dongercopter, precision stream physics, defend the Porcelain Throne from escalating threats, and unravel the conspiracy your grandfather died protecting.
The creatures are getting smarter. The Order is watching... and your bladder won't last forever.
Key features
The most advanced donger simulation yet, using our revolutionary P.E.N.O.R. physics system
Accurate bladder simulation
Several skins for your penis
Tight penis-based combat against The Darkness
Chugging liquids and wearing items
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Penis Simulator worth buying right now?
Watch — $1.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Penis Simulator go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Penis Simulator free to play?
Penis Simulator costs $1.99 on Steam.
What genre is Penis Simulator?
Penis Simulator is a Casual, Indie, Simulation game.
Who developed Penis Simulator?
Penis Simulator was developed by Secret Game Team and published by Secret Game Team.
What platforms does Penis Simulator support?
Available on Steam for Windows, Linux.