Wiseman: No More Breakups
Wiseman: No More Breakups - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Wiseman: No More Breakups. Player-count data was last observed Sep 30, 2026.
Wiseman: No More Breakups player count and price summary
- Current players
- Unavailable
- All-time peak
- 1
- 24-hour player change
- Unavailable
- Current US price
- $1.99
Player count last observed . Values marked unavailable are not estimated.
Media gallery 11 screenshots · 2 videos
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Buy Verdict
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
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System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 64-Bit
- Processor: Intel Core i3-6100 / AMD Ryzen 3 1200
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel UHD Graphics 620 / NVIDIA GeForce GT 1030 / AMD Radeon RX 550
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
- Additional Notes: Designed to run on low-end PCs and laptops.
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 11 64-Bit
- Processor: Intel Core i5-8400 / AMD Ryzen 5 2600
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050 / AMD Radeon RX 560 or better
- DirectX: Version 12
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
- Requires an Apple processor
- OS: macOS 10.15 Catalina
- Processor: Intel Core i5 / Apple M1
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel Iris Plus Graphics / Apple M1 integrated graphics
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: Supports Intel and Apple Silicon Macs.
- Requires an Apple processor
- OS: macOS 13 Ventura or later
- Processor: Apple M2 or better
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: Apple M2 integrated graphics or better
- Storage: 2 GB available space
- Sound Card: Supports Intel and Apple Silicon Macs.
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About This Game
Fight through a moving train in a stylish rhythm-combat boss rush where timed four-button inputs become your attacks. Defeat absurd bosses, survive relationship chaos, and help August Wiseman get his phone back.
Detailed Description
She took his phone. He just wants it back. The train has other plans.
This is not a rhythm game about dancing. This is a rhythm game about surviving a relationship.
Hit your inputs: you attack. Miss the window: you bleed.
Arcade rhythm combat. Four buttons. No mercy. Miss enough — everything resets. Every boss. Every car. Back to zero.
No checkpoints. No shortcuts. Just the next attempt.
WHAT'S ON THE TRAIN
Her best friend. Her brother. Her exes. Her pet. Her biker gang. Her mother. Her father.
Choose your order. Fight them all. Lose and start over.
Every boss talks. Every conversation chips away at August's very convincing lie that he doesn't care.
THE SOUND Jazz. All of it. No exceptions. Not a mechanic — a warning.
THE LOOK Anime UI. Spray can energy. A HUD with opinions.
