No Thoughts Just Dodge
No Thoughts Just Dodge - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
Protect the last braincell in a neon score-attack survival comedy. Explore historical player activity and pricing for No Thoughts Just Dodge. Player-count data was last observed Sep 27, 2026.
No Thoughts Just Dodge player count and price summary
- Current players
- Unavailable
- All-time peak
- 1
- 24-hour player change
- Unavailable
- Current US price
- $2.99
Player count last observed . Values marked unavailable are not estimated.
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System Requirements
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 10 64-bit
- Processor: Dual-core 2.0 GHz processor
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX-compatible graphics with a 1280 × 720 display
- Storage: 50 MB available space
- Sound Card: Windows-compatible audio device
- Additional Notes: 64-bit operating system required. Internet connection is only required for Steam leaderboards and achievements.
- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows 11 64-bit
- Processor: Quad-core 2.5 GHz processor
- Memory: 4 GB RAM
- Graphics: DirectX-compatible graphics with a 1920 × 1080 display
- Storage: 50 MB available space
- Sound Card: Windows-compatible audio device
- Additional Notes: Xbox-compatible controller recommended. High-refresh frame limits require capable hardware and a compatible display.
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About This Game
Protect the last braincell in a neon score-attack survival comedy. Grab Thought Crumbs, dodge the doomscroll, dash through notifications, and choose increasingly questionable upgrades as the feed gets faster.
Detailed Description
ABOUT THIS GAME
NO THOUGHTS. JUST DODGE.
The feed is endless. Your attention span is not.
Take control of one extremely overworked braincell—or bring a second braincell along—and survive a neon storm of doomscroll phones, screaming notifications, weaponized lag, and nonstop chaos.
Collect Thought Crumbs, build combos, choose powerful upgrades, grab Mystery Orbs, and fight to keep your braincells online as the screen becomes increasingly unhinged.
PLAY SOLO OR WITH TWO BRAINCELLS
Play alone, team up locally on the same computer, or invite a friend through Steam for online co-op.
Choose from three chaotic game modes:
Endless 45: Survive escalating 45-second rounds and select two upgrades between rounds.
Wave Mode: Collect the required Thought Crumbs, clear increasingly difficult waves, and select an upgrade after each wave.
Crazy Mode: Begin with four upgrades and wrap through every edge of the screen. Leave through one side and return through the opposite side.
FEATURES
Fast, replayable score-attack gameplay
Single-player, local two-player co-op, and Steam online co-op
Keyboard, Xbox controller, and Steam Input support
Assign separate devices to each player during local co-op
Three distinct game modes with separate leaderboards
Sixteen functional upgrades with individually themed card artwork
Random Mystery Orbs that grant powerful six-second abilities
Dash through hazards to escape or destroy them
Combo-based scoring and persistent high scores
Twenty-five Steam achievements with an in-game achievement menu
Five selectable original synth tracks
Separate music and sound-effect volume controls
Screen-shake and reduced-flash accessibility options
Windowed and borderless-fullscreen modes
Frame-limit options from 60 to 1000 FPS, plus unlimited
No advertisements, microtransactions, or separate account required
Fully playable offline in solo and local modes; internet is only required for Steam features and online co-op
One braincell is struggling. Maybe two can survive.