Game overview
Calm Down, Stalin
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering phone, dealing with your subordinates and fighting the stress of your job by smoking your pipe!
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- 90.4% positive 1,099 reviews · via SteamSpy
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Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering the phone, dealing with your subordinates, and most of all - fighting the stress of your position by smoking your pipe and any other available means!
Calm Down, Stalin is a game where you directly control your hands to threaten your enemies with nuclear weapons by moving your finger closer to The Button while signing important state papers, answering the phone, dealing with your subordinates, and most of all - fighting the stress of your position by smoking your pipe and any other available means!
Features:
- directly control your arms to move things around and interact with them
- smoke your pipe to reduce stress and prevent shaking hands
- a set of useful tools and annoying distractions
- story mode that unlocks more items to use
- endless mode to challenge yourself and your friends for high score
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System requirements Windows
Windows
Minimum
Minimum:- OS *: Windows Vista
- Processor: 3 GHz 2 Core
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Graphics: 1GB dedicated
- DirectX: Version 10
- Storage: 500 MB available space
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Cartboard Games
- Brazilian rating
- 12
- Steam Germany rating
- 12
- Achievements
- 16
- Controller support
- partial
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Partial Controller Support, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English, Russian
- Support
- [email protected]
Compatibility & accessibility Steam Deck, controllers & access features
Can I Play This?
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Native Steam builds
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macOS: unknown
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Valve compatibility test
Input
Controller support: unknown
Structured language support (2)
| Language | Interface | Full audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Yes | No | No |
| Russian | Yes | No | No |
Third-party requirements shown by Steam
Requires agreement to a 3rd-party EULA Calm Down, Stalin EULA
Steam store page
fresh · checked 2026-11-07
PCGamingWiki technical notes
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Buy Verdict
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Value Score
Fair Value — 61th percentile.
Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 61th percentile. Priced as Market at $3.99.
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Genre Benchmarks
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Value Ratio
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Calm Down, Stalin worth buying right now?
Wait — $3.99. Wait for upcoming sale in ~13 days for potentially better pricing.
When does Calm Down, Stalin go on sale?
Wait for upcoming sale in ~13 days for potentially better pricing.
Is Calm Down, Stalin free to play?
Calm Down, Stalin costs $3.99 on Steam.
What genre is Calm Down, Stalin?
Calm Down, Stalin is a Casual, Indie game.
Who developed Calm Down, Stalin?
Calm Down, Stalin was developed by Cartboard Games and published by Cartboard Games.
What platforms does Calm Down, Stalin support?
Available on Steam for Windows.
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