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Visual Novel: Golden Hostage

Visual Novel: Golden Hostage

GiBar · RoBot · Sep 10, 2026
Action Adventure Casual Indie RPG
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Visual Novel: Golden Hostage - Steam Analytics & Details

"Bang, Bubble, and Enema" is a dark comedy and crime thriller about three losers whose lives are derailed over one wild night. Explore pricing history and player statistics for Visual Novel: Golden Hostage.

Total Players
1
Genre
Action
Developer
GiBar

Visual Novel: Golden Hostage player count and price summary

Current players
1
All-time peak
1
24-hour player change
0%
Current US price
Price unavailable

Player count observed . Values marked unavailable are not estimated.

Players Now

1
(24h)

All-Time Peak

1
Sep 2026

Estimated Owners

0 .. 20,000
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Player count

System Requirements

Platform Support
Windows
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
  • OS: 64-bit Windows 10
  • Processor: Intel Core i5-3570K or AMD FX-8310
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: GeForce GTX 670 / GeForce GTX 1050 / AMD Radeon HD 7870
  • DirectX: Version 10
  • Storage: 600 MB available space
Pricing
Paid Game
$0.99 (USD)

Additional Information

Categories
Single-player Mouse Only Option #category_playable_at_your_own_pace Playable without Timed Input Save Anytime Family Sharing
Supported Languages
English, Russian

Current Pricing

💰
$0.99
Regular Price

Additional Information

🇧🇷 DEJUS Rating
16
Brazilian rating
🇩🇪 Steam Germany
18
German classification
🆘 Support
⚠️ Content Warning
This game is intended exclusively for an adult audience (18+). We recommend exercising discretion. The game contains scenes of smoking, as well as depictions of weapons and alcohol. It also features scenes of murder and dismemberment, including acts of extreme violence. Set in a harsh and ruthless criminal underworld, the game exposes players to graphic violence—including bloodshed, the use of weapons, killings, and interrogations involving physical force—as well as scenes of suicide. The narrative also addresses themes of alcohol and sedative use and includes encounters with characters suffering from drug addiction. All characters involved in adult-oriented scenes are fictional and are depicted as being at least 21 years of age.
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About This Game

"Bang, Bubble, and Enema" is a dark comedy and crime thriller about three losers whose lives are derailed over one wild night. A drunken security guard, a fugitive plastic surgeon, and a depressed millionaire rich kidnapper plot a bizarre kidnapping that turns into an absurd road movie with chases.

Detailed Description

A routine night shift for security guard Vovan ends in disaster. He's fired over the phone, without even a hearing, while the millionaire owner's son attempts suicide right by the pool. The attempt fails in the most absurd way, but it's this very night that brings together four desperate people with nothing left to lose.

Vovan was discarded as a lost cause after ten years of service. Fugitive plastic surgeon Anatoly is being sought by creditors and a vengeful client. Natalya, the cook, will be killed if she doesn't pay off the family debts. And Eduard is a broken, wealthy heir, despised by his own father who has no intention of saving him. When life has driven everyone into a corner, a mad plan is hatched: kidnap Eduard himself and demand a ransom from his father, the millionaire Konstantin. After all, his reputation is worth more than his own son. Thus begins an absurd crime road movie through the Russian outback. A stolen pink van with the sign "Seductive Balls," roadside motels, a gunsmith with a cross around his neck, abandoned farms, chases, and explosions. And most unexpectedly, Eduard is ecstatic. For the first time in his life, he's been kidnapped, called names, and forced to truly live. For the first time, he feels needed.

But Konstantin has long arms and deep pockets. He's not used to paying and not used to losing, and anyone he meets is ready to sell out the heroes for a percentage. And only the three losers themselves—Vovan "Bang," Anatoly "Bubble," and Eduard "Enema"—gradually transform from random travel companions into the semblance of a family none of them ever had. Will they be able to outwit the millionaire and reach the end—or will another mistake leave them nothing but a rusty van on the side of the road?

This is an interactive dark comedy—a text-based quest where you read the story and make decisions for the characters.

At key moments, you face a choice: calmly explain everything or offer a bribe, kidnap the heir or retreat, trust a shady character or flee.

Each decision leads either further along the plot or to a fatal dead end with absurd and brutal credits, where the characters die, go to prison, or disappear without a trace.

A branching plot with multiple forks and endings—from catastrophic failures to an open ending.

Lively, sharp dialogue and crude black humor accompany you throughout.

Your choices determine who survives and who becomes just an urban legend. Don't screw it up.

Frequently Asked Questions

How many players are currently playing Visual Novel: Golden Hostage?
1 players are currently in-game on Steam.
Is Visual Novel: Golden Hostage free to play?
Yes, Visual Novel: Golden Hostage is free to play on Steam.
What genre is Visual Novel: Golden Hostage?
Visual Novel: Golden Hostage is a Action, Adventure, Casual, Indie, RPG game.
Who developed Visual Novel: Golden Hostage?
Visual Novel: Golden Hostage was developed by GiBar and published by RoBot.
What platforms does Visual Novel: Golden Hostage support?
Available on Steam for Windows.