Space Trader Corps - Tourist Captains Garb

What you get

• Outfits. Four loud aloha shirts - crimson hibiscus on navy, pink flamingos on cream, golden pineapples on coral, and a full palm-tree sunset - plus a pocketed safari jacket and a striped beach towel worn as a cape.
  
• Head. A floppy wide-brimmed sun hat, an open-top visor, a tie-dye bucket hat, an enormous sombrero, a dive mask shoved up on the forehead, a spa towel turban - and the two-can drinking helmet, curly straws and all.
  
• Face. Beaded resort braids, a hibiscus tucked behind one ear, wind-blasted hair, sun-bleached surfer shag under a bandana, a beachcomber's seaweed-tangled beard, a mustache with a cocktail umbrella parked in it, heart shades, mirrored aviators, shutter shades, tortoiseshell frames on a lanyard, and a thick white stripe of zinc down the nose.
  
• Carried. A flower lei, a tourist camera on a neck strap, a fanny pack worn proudly across the chest, a shoulder rig holding a full cocktail, an inflatable pink flamingo ring - and a smug seagull with a stolen fry.

How it works