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Coffee Crisis

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Coffee Crisis

Coffee Crisis is an neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space.

Action Indie Beat 'em up Pixel Graphics Co-op
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Coffee Crisis is a neo-rogue brawler that puts you in the shoes of the only baristas on Earth with enough heavy metal in their veins to fend off an alien assault. Play solo or join up with a friend to fight across eight unique locations ranging from your Coffee House HQ to the far reaches of outer space. Go up against an army of wild alien enemies, and the humans they have brainwashed with a variety of weapons, special moves, suplexes, and coffee!

The Smurglian race has come to Earth and they're not leaving until they steal our three most prized commodities: heavy metal, free Wifi, and coffee. Crunch through fistfuls of alien meat as you stop their invasion, and enjoy random modifiers to the enemies and action on each playthrough. It's a totally unique cup of beat 'em up action every time you play!







With over 50 different screen effects, power-ups, and enemy tweaks Coffee Crisis is never the same game twice. Take the action to Twitch and allow your audience to choose your fate, or play solo and leave it up to chance.







  • Tear off fistfuls of alien meat in Neo Rogue Brawler action!
  • Jam out with a pal in Local Co-Op Play!
  • Encounter random modifiers that could make you an invincible killing machine or summon a swarm of raging possessed cowgirls! You'll never experience the same cup of cosmic coffee carnage twice!
  • Bang your head to an incendiary heavy metal soundtrack!
  • Meet heavy metal bands Pyschostick, Lords of the Trident, Nile, and Terrorizer!
  • Rock out with retro metal influencers!
  • Already averted the crisis? Come back for more in Death Metal Mode, where the difficulty is cranked to 11!
  • Twitch/Mixer integration lets you enjoy the game while keeping both hands on your coffee cup!

So grab a hot mug and save the world!



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System requirements Windows · macOS · Linux

Windows

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 7 32bit
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Storage: 700 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 7 32bit
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Storage: 700 MB available space

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: Mac OSX
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Storage: 700 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: Mac OSX
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Storage: 700 MB available space

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Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS: SteamOS
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 512 MB RAM
  • Graphics: AMD Radeon HD 5670 1GB DDR3 Sapphire
  • Storage: 700 MB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS: SteamOS
  • Processor: 2.0+ Ghz
  • Memory: 1 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVidia Quadro K2000M or better (2GB VRAM)
  • Storage: 700 MB available space
Game details Languages, features & support
Publisher
Mega Cat Studios
Brazilian rating
10
Achievements
48
Controller support
full
Features
Single-player, Multi-player, Co-op, Shared/Split Screen Co-op, Steam Achievements, Full controller support, Steam Trading Cards, Remote Play Together, Family Sharing
Languages
English
Compatibility & accessibility Steam Deck, controllers & access features

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Controller support: unknown
Structured language support (1)
LanguageInterfaceFull audioSubtitles
EnglishYesNoNo
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Buy Verdict

Watch — $9.99.

Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.

▲ ~13 days until next sale

Value Score

Fair Value — 71th percentile.

Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 71th percentile. Priced as Market at $9.99.

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Value Ratio Top 29%

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Coffee Crisis worth buying right now?
Watch — $9.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Coffee Crisis go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Coffee Crisis free to play?
Coffee Crisis costs $9.99 on Steam.
What genre is Coffee Crisis?
Coffee Crisis is a Action, Indie game.
Who developed Coffee Crisis?
Coffee Crisis was developed by Mega Cat Studios and published by Mega Cat Studios.
What platforms does Coffee Crisis support?
Available on Steam for Windows, macOS, Linux.

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