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John, The Zombie

Minimal Lab · Nov 22, 2017

Welcome to Johnwood, a weird and mysterious place where scientists become zombies by accident, hardware stores sell frozen brains, people are hit by cars with no apparent reason and every citizen claims to have seen horses flying!

Action Simulation Indie Zombies Funny
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Ok, what the heck?


Did you know 9 among 10 nutritionists recommend brains for the undead so they can have a diet rich in vitamins and proteins?
In John, The Zombie you have the craziest zombie simulator ever to try delicious brains of all forms and tastes so you can test out this diet and prove its efficiency!

If you expect a serious game, I’m admired you’ve read this far.
But if deep in your soul, you're badly crazy to run after the most weird citizens you’re gonna see in the video-game world and eat their brains mercilessly, then stop wasting you time: Come to Johnwood and have a taste of delicious brains from the dumbest citizens you’re ever gonna find!

What waits for you:


- Funny bugs
- The possibility to start the zombie apocalypse
- Brains rich in proteins, iron, and calcium
- Horses from another dimension that defies our laws of physics
- The less realistic zombie simulator ever
- Option to go on a nonsense journey for the zombie cure
- Constant bug fixes (Which in my opinion make the game less funny)
Media gallery 7 screenshots · 0 videos
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System requirements Windows

Windows

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 10 64 Bit, Windows 8.1 64 Bit, Windows 8 64 Bit, Windows 7 64 Bit Service Pack 1
  • Processor: Intel I3
  • Memory: 4 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA 9800 GT 1GB / AMD HD 4870 1GB (DX 10, 10.1, 11)
  • Storage: 6 GB available space

Recommended

Recommended:
  • OS *: Windows 10 64 Bit, Windows 8.1 64 Bit, Windows 8 64 Bit, Windows 7 64 Bit Service Pack 1
  • Memory: 8 GB RAM
  • Graphics: NVIDIA GTX 760 2GB / AMD HD 7870 2GB
  • Storage: 10 GB available space
Game details Languages, features & support
Publisher
Minimal Lab
Achievements
20
Features
Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Family Sharing
Languages
English*, Portuguese - Brazil, Simplified Chinese
*languages with full audio support
Compatibility & accessibility Steam Deck, controllers & access features

Can I Play This?

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Windows: unknown
macOS: unknown
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unknown
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Input
Controller support: unknown
Structured language support (3)
LanguageInterfaceFull audioSubtitles
EnglishYesYesYes
Portuguese - BrazilYesNoYes
Simplified ChineseYesNoYes
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Buy Verdict

Wait — $9.99.

Not the best time to buy. Price could improve with future sales.

▲ ~22 days until next sale

Value Score

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Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile. Priced as Premium at $9.99.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is John, The Zombie worth buying right now?
Wait — $9.99. Not the best time to buy. Price could improve with future sales.
When does John, The Zombie go on sale?
Not the best time to buy. Price could improve with future sales.
Is John, The Zombie free to play?
John, The Zombie costs $9.99 on Steam.
What genre is John, The Zombie?
John, The Zombie is a Action, Indie, Simulation game.
Who developed John, The Zombie?
John, The Zombie was developed by Minimal Lab and published by Minimal Lab.
What platforms does John, The Zombie support?
Available on Steam for Windows.

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