Don't Cry over Spilt Eggnog - Steam Charts & Historical Stats
A mysterious homeless man named Jarvis is confronted with an intervention at his sister’s Airstream trailer when he arrives for what he is led to believe will be a Christmas get together. Explore historical player activity and pricing for Don't Cry over Spilt Eggnog. Player-count data was last observed May 26, 2026.
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Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 50th percentile.
System Requirements
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Intel Core 2 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 5Mbps for 540p, 3Mbps for 360p.
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core I3+ or AMD equivalent recommended for HD 1080p playback
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 12Mbps for 1080p or 8Mbps for 720p.
- OS: Mac OSX 10.7
- Processor: Intel Core 2 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 5Mbps for 540p, 3Mbps for 360p.
- OS: Mac OSX 10.10+
- Processor: Intel Core I3+ or AMD equivalent recommended for HD 1080p playback
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 12Mbps for 1080p or 8Mbps for 720p.
- OS: Linux Ubuntu 12.04 or later, SteamOS 2.20 or later
- Processor: Intel Core 2 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 5Mbps for 540p, 3Mbps for 360p.
- OS: Linux Ubuntu 12.04 or later, SteamOS 2.20 or later
- Processor: Intel Core I3+ or AMD equivalent recommended for HD 1080p playback
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 12Mbps for 1080p or 8Mbps for 720p.
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About This Game
A mysterious homeless man named Jarvis is confronted with an intervention at his sister’s Airstream trailer when he arrives for what he is led to believe will be a Christmas get together.
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About the Video
A mysterious homeless man named Jarvis, who really loves eggnog, thinks he is going to visit his loving sister Tracey at her trailer for a Christmas get together. When Jarvis arrives he is confronted with a good spirited intervention to try to help him get off of the streets, but his bitchy sister Charlie ruins the occasion and things take a turn for the strange.Written and directed by Michael Patrick Rogers.
Starring:
Chip Carriere
Rachel G. Whittle
Amy Wickenheiser
About the Game
Written and directed by Michael Patrick Rogers.
Starring:
Chip Carriere
Rachel G. Whittle
Amy Wickenheiser