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Porcelain Panic

Alone Games · Feb 19, 2018

Learn how to use the correct bog in this fast paced bog simulator that features a princess, a bog-lord and a lack of pants.

Action Casual Indie Simulation
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3 Game Modes!
  • Story Mode - A short but also desperately lacking story where the object is to rescue Princess Bog from the Bog-Lord.
  • Turdurance Mode - How long can you hold it in with increasingly hard to find bogs ?
  • Tribog Mode - Become a Bog-Lord! They need to use the bog too. Match your ever changing character to their rightful bog.

5 Unlockable Characters!
Each with their own not so impressive stats such as speed 1, speed 2 and speed 3!

6 Unlockable Items!
Discover wondrous items such as the Bog Cleaner, it will give your bog a healthy shine and sparkle that all good bogs deserve! Or the mighty X-Ray Specs that allow you to peep right through bog doors!

Other Features
  • Two shades of brown.
  • A Bog-Prince and a Bog-Lord (but not at the same time).
  • An annoyingly addictive sound track.
  • One shade of brown is rather sickly.
  • Impressive buzz words such as 'Golden Wipe' and 'Spice Turd'.
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System requirements Windows

Windows

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Minimum:
  • OS: XP, Vista, 7, 8, 8.1
  • Processor: 2GHz
  • Memory: 1024 MB RAM
  • Graphics: 256MB
  • DirectX: Version 9.0
  • Storage: 30 MB available space
Game details Languages, features & support
Publisher
Alone Games
Features
Single-player, Family Sharing
Languages
English
Compatibility & accessibility Steam Deck, controllers & access features

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Structured language support (1)
LanguageInterfaceFull audioSubtitles
EnglishYesNoYes
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Value Score

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Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile. Priced as Market at $0.99.

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Frequently Asked Questions

Is Porcelain Panic worth buying right now?
Watch — $0.99. Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Porcelain Panic go on sale?
Decent deal at 0% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Porcelain Panic free to play?
Porcelain Panic costs $0.99 on Steam.
What genre is Porcelain Panic?
Porcelain Panic is a Action, Casual, Indie, Simulation game.
Who developed Porcelain Panic?
Porcelain Panic was developed by Alone Games and published by Alone Games.
What platforms does Porcelain Panic support?
Available on Steam for Windows.

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