Game overview
Love Esquire
You usually play as the hero… but not this time! You're a lowly squire who's on an epic quest to get laid. Here's the catch: you've only got a few months left to find the girl of your dreams before you're shipped off to war. So git gud, get laid, and find man's greatest pleasure in Love Esquire!
- Last tracked players
- 3
- All-time peak
- 9
- 24-hour change
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- Steam reviews
- 90.4% positive 1,118 reviews · via SteamSpy
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About this game Read the full description
So raise those stats, battle monsters, and unleash your full potential!
FEATURES
5 Dateable Waifus – Love Esquire's heroines are not just pretty faces! Each have their own unique ambitions, backstories, plots, and dirty little secrets for you to uncover.
Turn-based Combat – You may not be a decent squire, but you have a number of unconventional techniques to keep your needy knight alive. Taunt, cheer, heal, and loot your way to victory!
Raise Stats – Git gud and become the ideal man by increasing your strength, charisma and intelligence. These traits not only affect your combat abilities, but also your relationships.
Forge Relationships – Amp up your squirely charm by giving gifts and whispering sweet nothings to your waifu. Get those romance points high enough and they'll open up in more ways than one.
Multiple Endings – What's waiting for your squire at the end of the journey? Getting laid or dying a lonely virgin? Be careful with those choices!
Fully Voiced – Hear your waifus fully express their undying love for you!
Mature Content – Love Esquire is a bit naughty and contains themes that your parents warned you about as a kid. You won't last five minutes playing this game!
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System requirements Windows · macOS · Linux
Windows
Minimum
Minimum:- OS *: Windows XP/Vista/7/8/10
- Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
- Memory: 3 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 260 or equivalent
- DirectX: Version 9.0
- Storage: 5 GB available space
macOS
Minimum
Minimum:- OS: OS X 10.5 or higher
- Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
- Memory: 3 GB RAM
- Graphics: Intel HD Graphics 3000 or better
- Storage: 5 GB available space
Linux
Minimum
Minimum:- OS: Ubuntu 12.04 or newer
- Processor: Intel® Core 2 Duo
- Memory: 3 GB RAM
- Graphics: GTX 260 or equivalent
- Storage: 5 GB available space
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Yangyang Mobile
- Brazilian rating
- 16
- Steam Germany rating
- 18
- Content warning
- All the characters in this game are above 18 years old. Since Love Esquire is a romance game, players will be presented with the occasional suggestive and juicy fanservice CGs, such as panty and boob shots. Please take note that none of these CGs are explicit, and there is no nudity in this game. However, the game is moddable and this disclaimer does not apply to modded content.
- Achievements
- 131
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Steam Trading Cards, Captions available, Steam Workshop, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English*, German, Russian, Simplified Chinese, Traditional Chinese
*languages with full audio support - Website
- Official website ↗
- Support
- [email protected] Support site ↗
Compatibility & accessibility Steam Deck, controllers & access features
Can I Play This?
Steam declarations and Valve's Steam Deck compatibility result. Missing data is shown as unknown, never unsupported.
Structured language support (5)
| Language | Interface | Full audio | Subtitles |
|---|---|---|---|
| English | Yes | Yes | Yes |
| German | Yes | No | Yes |
| Russian | Yes | No | Yes |
| Simplified Chinese | Yes | No | Yes |
| Traditional Chinese | Yes | No | Yes |
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Buy Verdict
Not the best time to buy. Price could improve with future sales.
Value Score
Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 65th percentile. Priced as Premium at $24.99.
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