Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man
Constant Flow Productions · Rising Sun Media, Inc. · Jul 30, 2018
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In this Euro-screwball comedy, which plays with multiple genres and narrative styles, Florian Steinbiss tells the story of a Neanderthal Man who mysteriously rematerializes in modern day Germany and... Explore historical player activity and pricing for Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man. Player-count data was last observed May 26, 2026.
Genre
Sexual Content
Developer
Constant Flow Productions
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Windows
macOS
Linux
Windows Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
- OS *: Windows 7
- Processor: Intel Core 2 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 5Mbps for 540p, 3Mbps for 360p.
Recommended:
Recommended:
- OS: Windows 10
- Processor: Intel Core I3+ or AMD equivalent recommended for HD 1080p playback
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 12Mbps for 1080p or 8Mbps for 720p.
macOS Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
- OS: Mac OSX 10.7
- Processor: Intel Core 2 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 5Mbps for 540p, 3Mbps for 360p.
Recommended:
Recommended:
- OS: Mac OSX 10.10+
- Processor: Intel Core I3+ or AMD equivalent recommended for HD 1080p playback
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 12Mbps for 1080p or 8Mbps for 720p.
Linux Requirements
Minimum:
Minimum:
- OS: Linux Ubuntu 12.04 or later, SteamOS 2.20 or later
- Processor: Intel Core 2 or AMD equivalent
- Memory: 1 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 200 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 5Mbps for 540p, 3Mbps for 360p.
Recommended:
Recommended:
- OS: Linux Ubuntu 12.04 or later, SteamOS 2.20 or later
- Processor: Intel Core I3+ or AMD equivalent recommended for HD 1080p playback
- Memory: 2 GB RAM
- Network: Broadband Internet connection
- Storage: 500 MB available space
- Additional Notes: Network Bandwidth of 12Mbps for 1080p or 8Mbps for 720p.
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full
Pricing
Paid Game
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Supported Languages
English*
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*languages with full audio support
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About This Game
In this Euro-screwball comedy, which plays with multiple genres and narrative styles, Florian Steinbiss tells the story of a Neanderthal Man who mysteriously rematerializes in modern day Germany and seeks sanctuary in the garden of Barbara van Schmerling, a 23-year-old student of Environmental Planning.
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About the Video
In this Euro-screwball comedy, which plays with multiple genres and narrative styles, Florian Steinbiss tells the story of a Neanderthal Man who mysteriously rematerializes in modern day Germany and seeks sanctuary in the garden of Barbara van Schmerling, a 23-year-old student of Environmental Planning. To save and protect this 'last living evidence of former humanity and naturalness' from exploitation by a P.T. Barnum wannabe and a power-crazed media savvy anthropologist, Barbara takes him under her wing. Failing to protect him from the corrupting influences of Western Civilization, her altruistic feelings turn romantic, threatening either to compromise her ethics, or lose the only person - or primitive - she ever truly loved. Meanwhile, the Neanderthal must choose between Barbara, the only person who loves him for what he really is, and the siren call of fame, suitcases of money, and easy access to gummy bears.About the Game
In this Euro-screwball comedy, which plays with multiple genres and narrative styles, Florian Steinbiss tells the story of a Neanderthal Man who mysteriously rematerializes in modern day Germany and seeks sanctuary in the garden of Barbara van Schmerling, a 23-year-old student of Environmental Planning. To save and protect this 'last living evidence of former humanity and naturalness' from exploitation by a P.T. Barnum wannabe and a power-crazed media savvy anthropologist, Barbara takes him under her wing. Failing to protect him from the corrupting influences of Western Civilization, her altruistic feelings turn romantic, threatening either to compromise her ethics, or lose the only person - or primitive - she ever truly loved. Meanwhile, the Neanderthal must choose between Barbara, the only person who loves him for what he really is, and the siren call of fame, suitcases of money, and easy access to gummy bears.
Frequently Asked Questions
Is Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man free to play?
Yes, Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man is free to play on Steam.
What genre is Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man?
Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man is a Sexual Content, Nudity, Movie game.
Who developed Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man?
Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man was developed by Constant Flow Productions and published by Rising Sun Media, Inc..
What platforms does Neander-Jin: The Return of the Neanderthal Man support?
Available on Steam for Windows, macOS, Linux.