Game overview
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show
A mockumental action game. Go forth and rock in the absolute weirdest and most messed up simulator in the history of sandbox shooters. Fully unprofessional English language version. This dub will have you in stitches.
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Priest Simulator is an action mockumentary with a completely messed-up story that will introduce you to the fantastic world of modern Poland. Put yourself in the cassock of a vampire priest who wants to get his batoon back and return to Hell. To that end, you must fight shatanistic hordes, beef up, renovate the church, and gather splendor.
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
Divine arms at your disposal
Use your divine arsenal of 8 unique weapons. You’ve got two hands. That means two weapons at once! Defend San de Ville from shatanists and Hell’s envoys using a combination of your choosing. Use black metal to craft upgrades and adapt them to your play style.
Renovate the church
The church is in shambles. It’s more of a dump than a weekly rendezvous spot for christianists. Buy church restoration blueprints, use modern technology to renovate the temple, increase the faith level, and unlock new attractions such as confession and sermons.
Deliver the villagers from damnation
Shatanists are not the greatest evil you will encounter in San de Ville. The pastor sold the villagers some totems imbued with demonic powers. Possessions have broken out, and it’s your responsibility to rescue the peasants. Performing exorcisms and sorting out the mess your colleague left behind is quite degrading. Feel right at home.
Remember to try out Heavy Duty as well. Experience a single speck of what the full game has in store and brace yourself for the wildest trip of your life.
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System requirements Windows
Windows
Minimum
Minimum:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS *: Windows® 7 64-bit
- Processor: Intel i5, 6th gen (or equivalent)
- Memory: 8 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce GTX 1050Ti (or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Recommended
Recommended:- Requires a 64-bit processor and operating system
- OS: Windows® 10 64-bit or newer
- Processor: Intel i5, 9th gen (or equivalent)
- Memory: 16 GB RAM
- Graphics: NVIDIA GeForce RTX 2060 (or equivalent)
- DirectX: Version 11
- Storage: 10 GB available space
- Sound Card: DirectX compatible
Game details Languages, features & support
- Publisher
- Ultimate Games S.A.
- Brazilian rating
- 14
- Steam Germany rating
- 12
- Achievements
- 26
- Features
- Single-player, Steam Achievements, Partial Controller Support, Steam Cloud, Family Sharing
- Languages
- English*, Polish*
*languages with full audio support - Support
- [email protected] Support site ↗
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Buy Verdict
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Value Score
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Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 100th percentile. Priced as Premium at $19.99.
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Frequently Asked Questions
Is Priest Simulator: Vampire Show worth buying right now?
Wait — $19.99. Not the best time to buy. Price could improve with future sales.
When does Priest Simulator: Vampire Show go on sale?
Not the best time to buy. Price could improve with future sales.
Is Priest Simulator: Vampire Show free to play?
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show costs $19.99 on Steam.
What genre is Priest Simulator: Vampire Show?
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show is a Action, Adventure, Indie, Simulation game.
Who developed Priest Simulator: Vampire Show?
Priest Simulator: Vampire Show was developed by Asmodev and published by Ultimate Games S.A..
What platforms does Priest Simulator: Vampire Show support?
Available on Steam for Windows.
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