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Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

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Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children

Crankage Games · Oct 26, 2018

From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious, boner-inducing tale of epic proportions! Embark on a journey as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world!

Horror Choose Your Own Adventure CRPG JRPG Trading
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From the creative minds that brought you Metal as Phuk and The Chronicles of Quiver Dick, Crankage Games brings you another hilarious tale with brand new characters alongside familiar faces in this boner-inducing joyride of epic proportions! Play as Mary the Fairy, a cannibalistic, foul-mouthed pixie in an even more foul-mouthed world, as she embarks on a journey to find her purpose in life and a new place to call home!

Features:


  • Relaxing, streamlined linear story!
  • Constant laughs from start to finish!
  • No pointless battles! This is a pure story-driven visual novel!
  • LOADS of hidden easter eggs to find while exploring!
  • Added replayability with three awesome alternate endings for you to unlock!
  • Awesome music to provide the perfect atmosphere!
  • Be a part of history! Crankage Games, we support our fans! Don't be surprised if you find your name added into future games!
  • Steam Achievements (Coming Soon)
  • Trading Cards (When Valve Approves)

A Message From Crankage Games


We would just like to say that we appreciate any and all support that we've received along the way from Streamers, Youtubers, Friends, and Fans all around the world. Our games have sold in over 100+ countries and thanks to you, it has become a favorite among many Comedy RPG fans worldwide. We want you to understand how important you are and how much we appreciate your feedback. We've learned a lot over time and we continue to improve and grow every day. As we expand, our games will be bigger, better, and much more frequent. One thing that we can always guarantee is that we will do our damnedest to make you smile. This game, much like the rest, is meant to brighten up a cloudy day and shine some sun on those who could use an escape from stress and hard times. All we want is to make you laugh, make you smile, and help you enjoy life like you deserve.

From the bottom of our hearts, we thank you for everything and we hope that you enjoy your time playing our games. Please let us know what you think, as we love reading your comments and hearing your feedback!

- Crankage Games
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System requirements Windows

Windows

Minimum

Minimum:
  • OS *: Windows 98/XP/Vista/7/8/10
  • Processor: Intel Pentium III 800 Mhz
  • Graphics: 1024x768 or better video resolution in High Color mode
  • Sound Card: DirectSound-compatible sound card
Game details Languages, features & support
Publisher
Crankage Games
Brazilian rating
14
Steam Germany rating
12
Content warning
The mature content in this game contains: Mature comedy. Dark humor. Frequent gratuitous language. Reference to drug and alcohol use. Graphic use of text and dialogue to describe scenes of nudity and sexual content or references. Offensive and vulgar themes and dialogue. This game is not what you'd expect. This game will never be what you'd expect. Expect the unexpected, and you still won't expect what this game has to offer.
Controller support
full
Features
Single-player, Full controller support, Family Sharing
Languages
English*
*languages with full audio support
Compatibility & accessibility Steam Deck, controllers & access features

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Input
Controller support: unknown
Structured language support (1)
LanguageInterfaceFull audioSubtitles
EnglishYesYesNo
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Value Score

Great Value — 88th percentile.

Price-to-player ratio ranks in the 88th percentile. Priced as Budget at $0.79.

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Is Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children worth buying right now?
Watch — $0.79. Decent deal at 20% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
When does Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children go on sale?
Decent deal at 20% off, but might drop further. Watch for better opportunities.
Is Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children free to play?
Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children costs $0.79 on Steam.
What genre is Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children?
Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children is a Adventure, Indie game.
Who developed Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children?
Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children was developed by Crankage Games and published by Crankage Games.
What platforms does Quiver Dick's Terrible Tale For Terrible Parents To Read To Their Equally Terrible Children support?
Available on Steam for Windows.

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