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A Grab Bag of Incredible Features

• Leap from mile-high skyscrapers.
  
• Kiss the sides of buildings with your mouth.
  
• There's, like, a parade with giant balloon floats on one level, and you can smack into them, ruining everything, just to be a jerk.
  
• Also, there's a level with a giant 4-story cake that you can topple over hapless spectators.
  
• We're experimenting with a thing where you're also able to break the city's wastewater storage systems, but you'd kinda have to be a double jerk to do it.
  
• Over 0 levels included in the full game!
  
• 0 weapons, unless you count the spray paint you use to tag windows.
  
• Unique, challenging, and other meaningless adjectives that every game uses to describe themselves.
  
• How many bullet points do you want, buddy?
  
• 'Cause here's another one.

Did You Know?

• This is our follow-up to the original, award-winning series.
  
• The original is in the Guinness World Records for longest word in a video game title.
  
• It also broke Steam because the title was way long.
  
• And it won a bunch of awards. Some, for publications and conventions that don't exist anymore. Ten years is a long time.